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« Reply #4005 on: December 28, 2008, 05:19:42 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 28, 2008, 12:59:06 am
...wonder if it's strange that even though I'm not physically attracted to Sarah Vowell from "This American Life" I would definitely have sex with her, just on the strength of her attitude and voice. Definitely.

I'm only familiar with her from her appearances on the TMBG documentary and The Daily Show. I cannot stand her even a little. Her voice is annoying and she rambles on about the most boring stuff I've ever heard.
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« Reply #4006 on: December 28, 2008, 05:42:19 am »
I have a thing for quirky ladies. Like, full-bore eccentrics.

I don't know why. Maybe I believe they would be less apt to judge me for my own issues.

Maybe they would just be happy that there is a dude who will put up with their crap and give them make-outs and intimidate shyster mechanics by being tall and just kind of deal with my panic attacks and stuff. Find them attractive despite the fact that they crochet and collect power tools or whatever.

Weird people are made for weird people, I think.
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« Reply #4007 on: December 28, 2008, 06:35:13 am »
I have a similar thing, but it is majorly outweighed by my love for girls who seem completely nonsexual.

Surprise!
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« Reply #4008 on: December 28, 2008, 06:38:50 am »
Dan loves every evolutionary dead end.
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« Reply #4009 on: December 28, 2008, 07:02:33 am »
Quote from: Doc on December 28, 2008, 06:38:50 am
Dan loves every evolutionary dead end.

So canned.
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« Reply #4010 on: December 28, 2008, 07:24:16 am »
I don't know, I think Sarah Vowell is pretty cute.  It looks like maybe she's hiding some big ol titties underneath those loose sweaters she wears.
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« Reply #4011 on: December 28, 2008, 07:31:07 am »
What do you call a teacher who is not a professional teacher, someone from industry teaching about that industry?
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« Reply #4012 on: December 28, 2008, 07:32:36 am »
What I like about this is that when the girls end up to be, you know, human beings who like to kiss and stuff, it is SUPER HOT.

Why else would there be so many porn videos based around librarians and teachers and the nice girl next door.

Paul-- an instructor?
Now I feel like I have a mental block, there is a better word. DANG.
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« Reply #4013 on: December 28, 2008, 07:41:40 am »
There is a specific word for a teacher/instructor who isn't a professional teacher.  Someone from the industry they are teaching about.  The word escapes me.
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« Reply #4014 on: December 28, 2008, 07:43:51 am »
Mentor?

I am all about nerdy ladies who are secretly hot under their humility.

Their humility that allows them to settle for struggling writers who eat too much and do not exercise enough.

Oh yes.
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« Reply #4015 on: December 28, 2008, 07:46:35 am »
Nope, that's not it.  He's not a mentor, he's an actual teacher in the classroom, but he's not a teacher by trade.  Dammit there's a word for it.
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« Reply #4016 on: December 28, 2008, 07:52:38 am »
I would have said some variation on trainer but I don't think that's what you're after.
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« Reply #4017 on: December 28, 2008, 08:12:26 am »
Nope, that's not it.
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« Reply #4018 on: December 28, 2008, 08:20:04 am »
Lay Teacher is the term I was looking for.  Thanks for playing.
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« Reply #4019 on: December 28, 2008, 08:27:07 am »
Which brings us full-circle back again to teacherly girls we'd like to lay!
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