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[pmcd9]

Touche.  ...and canned.

[Carlos del Vaca]

We usually say "Subject Matter Expert," or SME, pronounced "smee."

[littlefallsmets]

Oh man, carlos.

If your dean were Captain Hook, that'd be perfect.

John Belushi AS Peter Pan. Holy crap.

[theinevitable]

today, I was shown on Google Maps the location of the village where my great-grandmother was born in Scotland, and then the village they had moved to there from in Ireland.

Nuts.

[littlefallsmets]

...I'm gonna think deeply about the fact that, at the end of the day, every person goes into one of two piles in your mind: would sleep with and would not sleep with. Not to say that, of course, there aren't people you'd like to sleep with more or less within those ranges but there are gut reactions and you know if ultimately you would want to in a pinch or not.

ESPN's Michelle Tafoya? Yes. Not an overwhelming or hearty yes but a yes all the same.

Maybe some sort of "she's a bored housewife, I'm the bag boy at her grocery store and I accidentally spill oil on myself" kind of a thing.

[Golfhaus]

ESPN's Michelle Tafoya? Yes. Not an overwhelming or hearty yes but a yes all the same.

My wife HATES Michelle Tafoya and Suzy Kolber with a passion unparalleled. She hates the implication that you can attract women to watching sports by putting "one of them" on the sidelines, especially when it's obvious that they were picked for traits other than their journalistic skills. She likes that one play-by-play announcer they have on their 3rd-string broadcast team, but the fact that she looks and sounds like a man may factor into it.

[pmcd9]

Mike, did you write this blog?

[littlefallsmets]

No.

But I should have.

[lprkn]

The tournament is priceless.

[Golfhaus]

The tournament is priceless.

On Rachel Nichols:

Why we might not: We can’t rule out that a threesome might involve another dude. Nichols might be the type who bangs other dudes while her husband watches in the corner, sips a mixed drink and strokes his dick beard.

That pretty much sums it up, right there.

[Carlos del Vaca]

My wife HATES Michelle Tafoya and Suzy Kolber with a passion unparalleled. She hates the implication that you can attract women to watching sports by putting "one of them" on the sidelines, especially when it's obvious that they were picked for traits other than their journalistic skills. She likes that one play-by-play announcer they have on their 3rd-string broadcast team, but the fact that she looks and sounds like a man may factor into it.

Be sure to introduce her to Erin Andrews.

[Golfhaus]

Be sure to introduce her to Erin Andrews.

I just showed her Erin's Wikipedia picture. She paused for half a second, and said, "Yeah, I hate her."

I see from her page she's a Zeta Tau Alpha. Let's see yer ass, Andrews!

[theinevitable]

put your porn someplace where I will not look when trying to help you with your computer.
"my documents" fits into the category of "do not put porn here."

that is all.

I hope this message can make its way through the internet to my uncle.

[CortJstr]

put your porn someplace where I will not look when trying to help you with your computer.
"my documents" fits into the category of "do not put porn here."

that is all.

I hope this message can make its way through the internet to my uncle.

You...  you should probably stay out of drives D through G entirely.

[pmcd9]

I put my porn in a folder called Plain Brown Wrapper and I bury it about 10 folders deep inside that.  Each one of those sub folders has several dead end folders.  I figure if you click through all that you really really WANT to see my porn badly.  I'm talking about my personal stuff here.  The stuff that has me in it, me and exes.  The kind of stuff that you don't want the current lady to ever see.  The anonymous stuff I've downloaded from the internet is just in a folder called porn.  It's separate from everything else and clearly marked so easily avoidable if you don't want to see it.  It also draws attention away from the other folder.  I've also got it a couple of folders deep in case someone were to click on it by accident.