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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4035 on: December 30, 2008, 10:21:15 pm »
The way porn is these days, you don't even need to have any on your computer. There's enough free stuff out there, just hangin' out.

Unless you don't have the internet, I guess that makes sense. A guy in Iraq had like 20 gigs or something.
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« Reply #4036 on: December 31, 2008, 12:18:57 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 30, 2008, 10:00:38 pm
The stuff that has me in it, me and exes. 

Considering your photographic proclivities I suppose no one should be surprised, but...

HEY-O!!!
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« Reply #4037 on: December 31, 2008, 02:47:53 am »
Yeah, nearly all my pornography sits on other people's browsers.

Browsing history is HELLA easier to nuke than a bunch of files scattered over the hard-drive, in a pinch.

At least well enough to protect a dude from people stumbling onto shit on accident, of course.
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« Reply #4038 on: December 31, 2008, 03:41:05 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 30, 2008, 10:00:38 pm
The anonymous stuff I've downloaded from the internet is just in a folder called porn.

This is such a good idea that it almost makes me wish I had some porn to put in a directory called porn. But hey, it would be fun to have a directory called porn and use it for something else, too.
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« Reply #4039 on: December 31, 2008, 06:13:08 am »
Like, crochet patterns and pictures of kittens. Make people have to sit and wonder whether or not you're joking.
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« Reply #4040 on: December 31, 2008, 04:14:33 pm »
No, see, you have your "porn" folder contain innocuous stuff for long enough for people to see it and go "Huh, whatever."  then you can start putting REAL porn in it, and no one will notice.

In one of the Illuminati novels, a company christens itself "Brazilian Cocaine Importers" and drives around big trucks with that name.  They keep getting pulled over, but every time the cops search a truck it's got furniture in it.  They do this until they no longer get pulled over, then they start transporting coke.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4041 on: January 01, 2009, 07:27:43 pm »
Watch two friends get married.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4042 on: January 01, 2009, 07:56:06 pm »
...lie around feeling hungover, when I didn't even go to a party last night.

That is either really unfair, or maybe just really efficient.
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« Reply #4043 on: January 01, 2009, 08:14:33 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on December 31, 2008, 04:14:33 pm
In one of the Illuminati novels, a company christens itself "Brazilian Cocaine Importers" and drives around big trucks with that name.  They keep getting pulled over, but every time the cops search a truck it's got furniture in it.  They do this until they no longer get pulled over, then they start transporting coke.

Is that the trilogy by Shea and Wilson?
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« Reply #4044 on: January 02, 2009, 04:24:19 pm »
Quote from: miles on January 01, 2009, 08:14:33 pm
Is that the trilogy by Shea and Wilson?

yesh
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« Reply #4045 on: January 02, 2009, 05:01:20 pm »
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« Reply #4046 on: January 02, 2009, 06:17:21 pm »
I'm filled with unease yet don't know why.
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« Reply #4047 on: January 02, 2009, 06:25:48 pm »
Quote from: Doc on January 02, 2009, 06:17:21 pm
I'm filled with unease yet don't know why.

Damn if that isn't the story of my life.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4048 on: January 02, 2009, 08:33:54 pm »
I made a song (drums, bass, acoustic guitar, multiple electric guitar parts) all by my self and I love it!
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« Reply #4049 on: January 02, 2009, 08:34:34 pm »
So aren't you going to post it?
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