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[theinevitable]

Right now: read more marx.

shortly: play music with girls across the street.

It is in the 60s outside, which makes me think that anything is possible. ANYTHING.

I am working on applying to the Paris thing I want to do.
I also just mailed my application to work at camp again.
There is a gross smell in my apartment which I cannot source. It is not coming from the kitchen.

Lately my voice is cracking more than it ever did when I was a teenage boy. What does this mean? Is my voice going to suddenly get lower? am I going to break 6 feet?

[JorgeFabregas]

You may need a lozenge.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Lately my voice is cracking more than it ever did when I was a teenage boy. What does this mean? Is my voice going to suddenly get lower? am I going to break 6 feet?

Inev, you may soon notice certain changes in your body.  You may grow hair in places you didn't have it before.  You might think differently about girls than you used to.  There's nothing to be ashamed of--it's perfectly normal, and it happens to all boys around your age.  You can ask us anything you want, we promise to not be judgemental.

[littlefallsmets]

Soon, your testicles will drop and you'll be able to ask a woman out without first having a legally notorized "I want to fuck you" document mailed to your attorney.

It is a magical and mysterious process but it all works out somehow.

[Victoria Waterfield]

It is in the 60s outside, which makes me think that anything is possible. ANYTHING.

At first I read this as "It is the 60s outside", then I realised that the sentence would still make perfect sense that way.

[jaydub]

Think he likes his grooming time much?

Are his eyes rolled up in his head?

[Doc]

Today I'm gonna sleep in way too late and vacuum instead of studying. Also realise that between Bowie, Queen, Zepplin and the Boomtown rats I like 70s music more than I'd previously realised.

edit: I have now also read the first 50 pages of this thread for the sake of nostalgia or something. Nostalgia for pegging and and mint julip recipes apparently.

[wombat]

edit: I have now also read the first 50 pages of this thread for the sake of nostalgia or something. Nostalgia for pegging and and mint julip recipes apparently.

We were twittering before twittering was cool. And before people decided they only had time to read 140 characters.

[Drygioni]

Will you eat bacon while baking in the Brecon Beacons?

I did eat bacon in the Brecons but I did not bake in the Beacons.

[jaydub]

ETA?  How 1980's.

[Doc]

Today I went to a fairly cool art exhibit, saw two really great bands and managed to say all of four words to a girl of interest while I was there. I hope this does not become a running joke.

[theinevitable]

update on my life for the sake of extensive chuckles and "i told you so's"

A girl i should have made out with, who made very explicit moves on me, has decided that she likes girls only.
HAHA

fcuck this shit, i wshould droiqnnk this much more coftetn.


GET IT: i am like a girl and so i am an intermediate stemp between staight and lesbian

GET IT i neer kissgirls evenn if they are all ovear me.

[pmcd9]

Are you translating for Judy?

[littlefallsmets]

Pfft.

You're looking at it all WRONG, Short Round.

If she can't have you, she's gonna throw in the towel and eat box. Badge of honor!

Sure, your inability to understand that when a girl drops trow for you and presents like a madrill that it probably means she might be okay with you asking her out for a malted, this is problematic. This is insanely problematic because a life ain't a life lived if you never try for the fear of failure... but that's a judgement on your psychological motor, not on your intrinsic attractor set. The basic traits are sound!

Lots of ladies seem to be throwing large amounts of international woo units (IWU) at you and you can't deal with the faintest whiff of rejection.

But that's a you problem that can be worked on and solved. The basic traits are sound.

She couldn't get your c*ck to ejaculate in her pu$$y and she said:

"If I can't have my cervix dipping into a shallow pool of that man's semen, any other semen would only be an awful reminder than I cannot be filled with his protean goo!"

She said:

"If I can't get Daniel, by God as my witness, I'm licking gash!"

The basic traits are sound!

Overcome your inability to deal with casual polite rejection in a social setting and you'll be awash in it. Cousin swear.

[wombat]

...be insulted that no one remarked upon the fact that I changed my avatar. After all these years! I guess I really am the only one who cares when someone changes their avatar?