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[wombat]

I had a dream that I was bitten by a huge giraffe. I had holes going all the way through my hand but they weren't bleeding. Then later I dreamt I was waiting to cross the street with a big Burmese python. It was mostly lying on the ground so I was trying to pick it up so I wasn't dragging it across the street in the crowd.

And now that I'm awake the rest of the day isn't looking any better, actually.

[wombat]

AWWWWW. Thanks.

[theinevitable]

today I ate a food which is either "tripe" or "chitterlings."

I never knew that I was so worried about politeness that I would eat 3/4 of a plate of the garbage part of an animal.

In theory, this should not have been different from eating an American Hot Dog.
But in an american hot dog you are not eating big cross-section chunks of intestine that are a bleach-white color. and chewy.

I think my hair must have stood on end with the first bite, because the french woman next to me smirked and said, "is it good?"


Try: Google < preferences < Languages < Bork! Bork! Bork!

[Carlos del Vaca]

Tripe = stomach.  Chitlins = intestines.  An important distinction.

[theinevitable]

yeah, on research, it was chitterlings.

also, http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/but_if_we_started_dating_it

[Arachno-capitalist]

Field trip to Atlantic city tonight. I am ambiguous on whether this could go really well or really terrible.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Just remember that AC is not Vegas.  Keep your expectations appropriately low.

[greenkoolayd]

today im going to finish roast beefs zines.

[Choop]

keep your goals small and your expectations low, and you'll never be disappointed. good luck on those zines.

[KeithHernandez]

Get drunk at 50 cent PBR night and do coke until about, oh, five minutes ago.

[wombat]

Oh, I know that look, that's the "You are a totally lame dog owner and a constant disappointment" look. I didn't know hosss could do it.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Just remember that AC is not Vegas.  Keep your expectations appropriately low.

Yeah, it was like some glitery fever dream engineered by some evil super villain with the power of attacking cognition. Food was good though.

Get drunk at 50 cent PBR night and do coke until about, oh, five minutes ago.

Hilarious!

[littlefallsmets]

It struck me that, really if we're going to be honest, getting drunk on Pabst Blue Ribbon is probably worse for you than doing coke, if the stuff is unadulterated and you're not addicted to the stuff. Considering how weak the alcohol content of PBR is, imagine how much hoss urine and rust you're consuming to actually get drunk off the stuff. As far as I know, there are only trace amounts of those things in cocaine.

[theinevitable]

but dude, 50 cents.

I am drunk, but I do not want to contemplate the amount it cost me to become so.

Especially since the end result of the drunkenness is "we are all tired, let's go to bed early."

[theinevitable]

I am in europe, it is midnight here. which still isn't late enough to excuse the fact that I'm probably going to bed in a bit.