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« Reply #4995 on: August 04, 2009, 08:36:26 am »
I was weirded out when I found out my old boss was a Freudian psychiatrist. He's like, a ridiculously well respected guy on schizophrenia epidemiology. But apparently Freudian somehow, I never asked exactly how that worked because it seemed rude.
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« Reply #4996 on: August 04, 2009, 11:35:15 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 04, 2009, 07:16:19 am
Even if I have to pretend to respect Freud and post-modern literary analysis and stuff.

That's love right there. A special lady friend is writing her masters thesis, the subject and the conceptual framework of which I consider trivial, banal, inconsequential, silly... stupid. And there's no way to say that kinda of like in a positive way. Sigh. Fights in bed really should be mandatorily solved via pillow fights or wrestling.
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« Reply #4997 on: August 05, 2009, 12:29:05 am »
Just got an email from the Senior Class Council formatted like this:
WE'RE SENIORS BABY
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PUMP IT UP
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lock it up
you know you want to
GET READY FOR AN AMAZING SENIOR YEAR[/u][/b][/size]
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SCC 2010: Down to Ride!


Except longer, with more Red, and with more bizarre movie quotes. (Wedding Crashers? We're quoting a movie about manipulating women into sleeping with us? awesome.)
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« Reply #4998 on: August 05, 2009, 03:17:35 am »
Please tell me there were animated gifs of torches on a wall in a dungeon.

Also acceptable: dancing rodents, rumours that companies popular with African-Americans are owned by white power groups, Mr. T eating balls.
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« Reply #4999 on: August 05, 2009, 10:31:00 am »
....get my goddamn motorcycle helmet stolen.

Yeah, it's my fault for leaving it attached to my bike in that parking lot but still, damnit. I was going to use my tax return for fun things.
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« Reply #5000 on: August 05, 2009, 10:38:56 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 29, 2009, 08:15:22 pm
You should check out this site.
Almost a full week late, I forgot to say, this was a rad link.
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« Reply #5001 on: August 06, 2009, 12:56:47 am »
one day something shitty will happen to me as a result of poor planning that I will not be able to fix. this is not that day, but, damn. I need to learn some lessons and my stupid brain will not learn them. the record is getting ruined because no one has noticed it is stuck in one groove.
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« Reply #5002 on: August 07, 2009, 09:01:13 am »
I think I just walked in on my roommate trying to fuck a dude.

Sorry man, I want to sleep, you know? I can see that you're all like, sitting close to each other on the bed. sorry.

Oh, hilarious, as I type he just stood up and said "oh, man, show me your room!"
The guy responded "oh, um, it's exactly the same as this one" as my roommate walked out briskly.
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« Reply #5003 on: August 07, 2009, 06:36:13 pm »
he came back in later and was like "dude! i was trying to get with that guy!"

then he asked me for advice. funny.
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« Reply #5004 on: August 07, 2009, 07:45:37 pm »
I'm passing up the opportunity to make a funny about gym showers at the expense of being vaguely homophobic.
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« Reply #5005 on: August 07, 2009, 08:14:26 pm »
If you keep turning down steak, people are eventually gonna come to the conclusion you're vegetarian.

Only makes sense.
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« Reply #5006 on: August 07, 2009, 09:10:03 pm »
no, wait, where is the part where he thought I was gay?

He asked me how i get girls. That is what he asked me.

also, I don't know why I am saying this, but my last gay roommate propositioned me. multiple times. also the other gay dude on the trip constantly talked about how "delicious" my ass was.
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« Reply #5007 on: August 07, 2009, 09:55:58 pm »
I feel like...

maybe this is wrong, but I imagine getting guys is more like, "hey man, want me to suck your dick."
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« Reply #5008 on: August 07, 2009, 10:09:09 pm »
Yes.  Historically the Gayers are better at making their intentions known.

They have codes and terminology.  It's all very dizzying.
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« Reply #5009 on: August 07, 2009, 10:21:26 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on August 07, 2009, 09:47:11 pm
Interesting, not having experience, I wonder of the same methods are cross applicable.

It's totally different for gays because dudes want to fuck all the time.  I mean, this is true of strait dudes can it possibly be different for the gays?
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