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« Reply #5055 on: August 12, 2009, 12:36:59 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 12, 2009, 07:39:27 am
walking down Telegraph Ave (the main drag in Berkeley):

"Hey guys. I have two questions for you."
"yeah."
"Do you guys like 'shrooms?"
"no."
"... I guess I don't really need to ask you the second question then. Bye."

You could have picked them up for me.
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« Reply #5056 on: August 12, 2009, 03:09:06 pm »
Hello internet friends. I miss all of you, but my life has not made time to keep up with things. I'm flying to Seattle tomorrow. What do you know about Seattle?
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« Reply #5057 on: August 12, 2009, 03:15:03 pm »
yeah, I pretty immediately realized that I had passed up on a GREAT opportunity there. although, I am pretty sure I have realized that my desire to do drugs is not greater than my desire to not spend the amount of money that drugs cost. maybe if I had like, an income.

in the state I am in (3 hours of sleep) when I saw deja's poem comment I thought "tone poem," and not knowing what that is, I thought of this

ooh moaw moaw papa ooh maow maow maow
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You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind

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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5058 on: August 12, 2009, 03:21:00 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on August 12, 2009, 03:09:06 pm
What do you know about Seattle?
  • People from Seattle get defensive when you say it rains a lot there.  But it does.
  • There's a lot of coffee shops.
  • Safeco Field is a perfectly nice place to watch a ballgame.
  • You should go to Ivar's and eat salmon and chowder.
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« Reply #5059 on: August 12, 2009, 03:25:21 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on August 12, 2009, 03:09:06 pm
Hello internet friends. I miss all of you, but my life has not made time to keep up with things. I'm flying to Seattle tomorrow. What do you know about Seattle?

I recently completed a trip to Seattle.  Here are the pictures I took.

My opinion... Seattle is one of the greatest cities in America.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5060 on: August 12, 2009, 03:29:44 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 12, 2009, 07:39:27 am
walking down Telegraph Ave (the main drag in Berkeley):

"Hey guys. I have two questions for you."
"yeah."
"Do you guys like 'shrooms?"
"no."
"... I guess I don't really need to ask you the second question then. Bye."

About 3 weeks ago I was at Sweetwater in Sterling with some people I knew in high school.

"Hey, not sure if you're interested but there's 'shrooms floating around."
"I'm good."
"OK then. But that's why everybody keeps going to the bathroom, if you're curious"
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« Reply #5061 on: August 12, 2009, 03:43:56 pm »
I used to love mushrooms.
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« Reply #5062 on: August 12, 2009, 04:03:55 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on August 12, 2009, 03:55:16 pm
Bet he woulda tried harder if he understood the consequences...

I'm sure there are some MBA's in corporate America who are rubbing their chins and pondering ways to use this as an employee motivation tool.
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« Reply #5063 on: August 12, 2009, 04:11:12 pm »
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I'm sure there are some MBA's in corporate America who are rubbing their chins and pondering ways to use this as an employee motivation tool.

Women/wives are way ahead of them. Like, eons.

1. that hoss is older than me.
2. pedigree things always make me think of how old-school european royalty are like really expensive pets, but without the benefit of knowledge of genetics.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5064 on: August 12, 2009, 09:25:05 pm »
Mushrooms are good to do like once or twice.  Once the sky opens up and you are pointing a flashlight at a tree then the sky and laughing uncontrollably they aren't going to take you anywhere else.  LSD and research chemicals though?  Bring them to me.
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« Reply #5065 on: August 12, 2009, 11:22:51 pm »
WHAT THE fuck*ng SHIT

so, I was supposed to get dinner with an old family friend the other day, and she ended up needing to cancel because she had to finish work for a summer class she's taking.

today, I found out that she is on "America's Next Top Model"? Or rather, will be on the new season which comes out soon, they filmed it this summer.


...

I took baths as a child with a girl who is on that show. what.
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Social pressures exist
And if you think about them all of the time
You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind

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« Reply #5066 on: August 12, 2009, 11:30:02 pm »
new record?
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« Reply #5067 on: August 12, 2009, 11:39:48 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 12, 2009, 03:25:21 pm
I recently completed a trip to Seattle.  Here are the pictures I took.

Take me to the kittens!
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« Reply #5068 on: August 13, 2009, 03:45:57 am »
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« Reply #5069 on: August 13, 2009, 11:26:23 am »
I just played soccer for the first time in years without stretching out properly. My crotch is weeping.
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