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« Reply #5130 on: September 04, 2009, 01:49:59 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on September 04, 2009, 05:46:35 am
Oh my gosh you guys today I was in line at Target and I had a short conversation with the prettiest, nicest lady in the world. I was thinking, "Dang it, why can't I be 10 years older? How come no-one my age is like this lady?" The experience made me think. I mean, why isn't anyone my age as awesome as slightly older people?
If this was posted in another place I'd give more details, but I recently met an awesome older lady and had the greatest experience. Age will never halt me again.
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« Reply #5131 on: September 04, 2009, 03:09:58 pm »
yes
a-cap gets it
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« Reply #5132 on: September 04, 2009, 04:55:03 pm »
Quote from: Choopernickel on September 04, 2009, 03:09:58 pm
yes
a-cap gets it

Or he got it.  At least once.
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« Reply #5133 on: September 04, 2009, 04:58:35 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on September 04, 2009, 01:49:59 pm
If this was posted in another place I'd give more details, but I recently met an awesome older lady and had the greatest experience. Age will never halt me again.

I ought to make a joke about how Acap should look me up when he moves to DC, but I can't do it, it's too creepy.
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« Reply #5134 on: September 04, 2009, 05:01:28 pm »
Quote from: wombat on September 04, 2009, 04:58:35 pm
I ought to make a joke about how Acap should look me up when he moves to DC, but I can't do it, it's too creepy.

But then A-Cap can find out why you call him Technical Staff.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5135 on: September 04, 2009, 05:57:50 pm »
the difference between creepy-humorous and straight-up creepy, usually depends on the source and timing.
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« Reply #5136 on: September 04, 2009, 06:01:50 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on September 04, 2009, 05:57:50 pm
the difference between creepy-humorous and straight-up creepy, usually depends on the source and timing.

I figure I've been around long enough that you guys "get" me. Maybe I need to get a couple thousand more posts under my belt, though.
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« Reply #5137 on: September 04, 2009, 06:23:48 pm »
Yeah, especially the part about how now you're the creepy one. Thanks!
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« Reply #5138 on: September 05, 2009, 05:25:22 am »
Holy shit that is a whole lot of creepiness.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5139 on: September 05, 2009, 06:40:47 am »
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But I am offering $500 to anyone who helps me land a job in DC/Nova.

Man, now I wish I had contacts in that area with which to help you.

And then I'd refuse the money, so that I could help you out and refute your ideology at the same time.

Double-rad.
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« Reply #5140 on: September 05, 2009, 07:12:33 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 05, 2009, 06:14:52 am
...I'm the 'creepy but harmless' type.

same here.  i think im awkward, rather than creepy.
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« Reply #5141 on: September 05, 2009, 07:19:46 am »
I'm too cute to be creepy.
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« Reply #5142 on: September 05, 2009, 12:52:17 pm »
you certainly ARE
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« Reply #5143 on: September 05, 2009, 04:42:20 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on September 05, 2009, 06:06:09 am
The irony being that I am hell of attracted to Somebody nice. she is literally the coolest girl I know. But I am offering $500 to anyone who helps me land a job in DC/Nova.
*this offer restricted to the person who actually leads to a job.

1st: Dude, get in line.
2nd: If I recommend you at my job you're guaranteed to at least get an interview and if you stay for 6 months I get like $1K finder's fee. But I work at a non-profit so I seriously doubt you'd be even slightly interested.
3rd: I fully admit the creepy post was just me trying to recreate the feeling of my best ever post. I did not succeed.
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« Reply #5144 on: September 05, 2009, 06:29:06 pm »
NOVA!
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


NO DISASSEMBLE!
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