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[jaydub]

I like the look of watches, but I hate the feel of something on my wrists.  Same thing with rings, unfortunately.  This severely limits a dude's jewelry options. 

[CortJstr]

I like the look of watches, but I hate the feel of something on my wrists.  Same thing with rings, unfortunately.  This severely limits a dude's jewelry options. 

This is why they invented genital piercing.

[Toaster]

What about cufflinks. Not for genital piercing, I mean. To wear on your cuffs.

[CortJstr]

What about cufflinks. Not for genital piercing, I mean. To wear on your cuffs.

I sincerely hope this is the first time anybody has had to make that particular clarification.

[Mr Trout]

I imagine it must come up on BMEZine every once in a while, though perhaps in the opposite way Toaster said.

[smick]

Oh wow. I had no idea that ghost bikes were a thing. I just thought Lyle made up some words. But upon Googling, that strip now makes so much sense.

Education.

They've come up a couple times.   

They give me the creeps.
They give me the heebie-jeebies.
I get the willies.

At least I'm consistent, and apparently own a slang thesaurus.   

If anyone needs me a couple years from now, apparently I'll be on the park bench mumbling about ghosts, bicycles, and acting wigged out.

[jaydub]

This is why they invented genital piercing.

You must really have an interesting work environment.  Aside from the images of boobs all over.

[Carlos del Vaca]

What about the jibblies?

[jaydub]

They've come up a couple times.   

In related news, the rusting bike in my backyard is still there.  I keep it hidden because its my Dad's, and he wanted me to fix it.  Fortunately he lives 120 miles away, and I think the matter has slipped his mind.  I should paint that mother white and memorialize someone.

[jaydub]

Holy oblique references, Batman.  I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Ben-San]

On the male jewelry issue I wear a ring and I do quite like pendants although I don't wear them as much as I used to.

I had a pendant I made out of lightweight chain, leftover copper wire, and a 20-sided die, and another (heavy but nice-looking) made out of sturdier chain, more wire, decommissioned machine-gun bullets (is decommissioned the word? Drilled and made harmless) and a padlock. This was in addition to some more normal pendants that a non-insane person would wear, like Norse runes or a small malachite.

[KeithHernandez]

By the way...I still got a bright and burning little chunk of anger that still comes around regularly. Prolly will until this meat puppet I'm using goes back to component status.

Ash still gets pissed sometimes.

He will until the body he is in is no longer in use.

[wombat]

decommissioned machine-gun bullets (is decommissioned the word? Drilled and made harmless)

This shows how much I know, because I think I assumed that bullets were harmless as long as they were not inside of a gun. Can they explode if you drop them, or are wearing them in a necklace and get hugged too hard?

[greenkoolayd]

Can they explode if you drop them, or are wearing them in a necklace and get hugged too hard?

i LOLed at te endearingness of these questions...(i hope that im not coming off smug or prickish)

im 99.0954098% sure that the answer is no to both.

[Toaster]

Unless you get hugged by a person wearing a sweater made of matches.