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[AugustWest]

Woot, indeed!

...tody I'm doing the suffer ridiculous pain thing. Took a new hoss out for a trail trial yesterday and he...failed horribly.

He did well on the ground and had manners but I was iffy on him because his back end pasterns were too long and put his heels too far under his butt, making him walk on the frog of the foot, which ain't a happy making foot thing.

Got him out on the trail and when I put the go-juice bump to him to check his paces he went slanted on me and we had a little rodeo on the trail. I did my eight seconds and stayed the saddle but somewhere in the middle of the dust kicking something went pop! in my lower back. Took him back to the barn and told the lady she could keep her damn fancy leopard appaloosa 'cause he had poor manners.

Probably didn't help things that I went stubborn and mucked out my hosss stall and paddock after that. Or that I had to carry a saddle and lead my hoss up a quarter mile hill to get out of there.

I went and threw a sauna at it later in the afternoon but something has gone wrong. Locked up on me while trying to sleep and is kinda loosening up this morning.

Fuckit, getting old ain't for sissies anyways.

I've heard that pop before.  Ow.  Sounds like a job for Flexeril and Naproxen!

[Choop]

aspercreme has a new icy-hot style with a sponge applicator, it works great for muscle aches. (not cream-ist)

[Arachno-capitalist]

That is all well and good, but the real question is whether you would eat gunpowder if you were having a heart attack. because that would be a great story for the grand kids.

[Toaster]

Does that... help? I don't see why you wouldn't if it did.

[jaydub]

Nitrocellulose ≠ nitroglycerin

[Arachno-capitalist]

Nitrocellulose ≠ nitroglycerin

damn. oh well. What about dynamite? Can you chew on dynamite if you have a heart attack?

[jaydub]

Johnny was the chemist's son
Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H₂0
Was H₂SO₄

[jaydub]

Shhh!  You're letting out the secret to gun-nut longevity!

[lprkn]

(is decommissioned the word? Drilled and made harmless)

The word I've heard most often is "demilled," probably short for demilitarized.

[AugustWest]

Coors??? 

Dude, I'm so disappointed.

[Choop]

don't shit on coor's. it's better than pabst, like a cowboy miller high life.

[littlefallsmets]

My cheap-ass beer of choice was always Labatts Blue. I have no idea why.

Coors tastes like water with rubbing alcohol in it.

[linnea]

In 5 minutes I'm going out for drinks with one of my lady friends and I'm debating what to get. I have not gone out and had a drink in about 2 months. This is going to be great. What should I get? I'm thinking maybe a margarita (rocks), or maybe a G&T, since I just started liking those. At home I usually have a beer, or a glass of red wine, or scotch on the rocks.

[theinevitable]

when we did a blind taste-test of cheap beers, something really weird came in first place.

to be fair, by the time we got the whole blind-taste-test apparatus set up, the beer was all lukewarm and mostly flat.

Stag came in last place. PBR came in 3rd or so... it is bugging me now that I forget what else did well.

I don't think we included coors. Miller High Life did pretty badly, which surprised me.

[KeithHernandez]

Miller High Life tastes awful, the only other beer, besides bud light, that I truly don't understand how people can drink.

Coors is decent, though I haven't had it since I was like 17, Coors light? awful.

Also, fuck you, that is my water buddy. 

Also also, labatt blue isn't cheap at all.