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[greenkoolayd]

i have a leatherman, as well.  i didnt pay for it, though. 

[Carlos del Vaca]

Anyway, if I had of gone and I wasn't in jail I would have loved to take in a Nats game with you.

[CortJstr]

Wait. What?

[pmcd9]

Wait. What?

Unrelated to going to see the Nats play I was invited to go to Washington DC to participate in a parade for the H Street Festival (Is that the right name?).  I didn't go because I couldn't afford it, but had I gone I could have taken in a Nats game with Carlos.

Also had I gone I might have been arrested because of the super tight security in that area.  Two of my artcar friends who were in attendance were detained and one was not allowed to participate because the authorities thought their cars looked suspicious.  My car, which is waaaaaay scarier than either one of those would have surely been impounded and I might have been arrested in the process.  I mean, check out  what happened this past weekend at the beach.

[theinevitable]

I find people's credit cards on the ground in gas stations a LOT. Why does this happen so often?

I mean, I guess it's only happened to me twice, but, that seems pretty frequent considering I've been driving for 4 years, but haven't had a car for the majority of the last 3.

Yesterday this girl did a broadcast that broke like 100000 of our rules. I sent her an email, and we had a nice chat. She wasn't aware of some of the rules, etc. No big deal.
So why is her lil BITCH friend sending me facebook messages saying "KWUR doesn't have to be hipster shit all the time man"

my favorite part is that the exchange started out with like, her apologizing for sending me a bitchy email. and then she started bitching at me.

[wombat]

Unrelated to going to see the Nats play I was invited to go to Washington DC to participate in a parade for the H Street Festival (Is that the right name?).  I didn't go because I couldn't afford it, but had I gone I could have taken in a Nats game with Carlos.

Also had I gone I might have been arrested because of the super tight security in that area.  Two of my artcar friends who were in attendance were detained and one was not allowed to participate because the authorities thought their cars looked suspicious.  My car, which is waaaaaay scarier than either one of those would have surely been impounded and I might have been arrested in the process.  I mean, check out  what happened this past weekend at the beach.

Oh, you should have come. Or at least I should have gone to that festival. Even if you weren't there, I could have seen an artcar with a nose and fancy glasses.

[theinevitable]

yeah, I mean, actually she is also a DJ. But whatever. It became very clear that she was not thinking reasonably.

Also she got mad because I kept pointing out that words didn't mean what she was using them to mean.
In a way that initially felt pedantic, but like... her arguments were based on mis-using words.

In all, working at the radio station is making me realize that a lot of people seem to think that the way to get what they want is to be a bitch. I guess I knew this, but it's pretty intense how rapidly people move into bitch-mode after a really generic email. Even like, a reminder email that was sent to everyone gets weirdly aggressive responses.

[pmcd9]

Oh, you should have come. Or at least I should have gone to that festival. Even if you weren't there, I could have seen an artcar with a nose and fancy glasses.

Those are all friends of mine.  The car with the nose and glasses is Bonnie Blue from Houston.  She's an artist who paints portraits of peoples faces on rocks.

The first picture is Chris Hubbard and the Heaven and Hell car.  His was one of the cars that got detained.  There's also pictures of the Laster Blasters Inner Galactic Love Shack-a-LLac.  Those crazy Jesus Freaks stayed with me at my house when they came to the big parade here in Houston back in May.

They say they are gonna do it again next year so.  Hell I'll risk Guantanamo Bay to meet you Wombat.

[wombat]

Well if you don't make it, at least next year I'll know to go and tell all of them that I know you. "Hi, I am Paul's imaginary friend from the internet, do any of you have cars that spit fire too?"

[CortJstr]

Well if you don't make it, at least next year I'll know to go and tell all of them that I know you. "Hi, I am Paul's imaginary friend from the internet, do any of you have cars that spit fire too?"

About two weeks ago I received a call that started with, "Hi, this is [redacted]. From the internet."

[jaydub]

Have you told her to go eat a bowl of dicks yet?

Hard to think of a more unsettling mental image than a bowl of dicks.  Let alone an invitation to eat them.

[dejavroom]

Hard to think of a more unsettling mental image than a bowl of dicks.  Let alone an invitation to eat them.

And yet, it seems so... practical.

[linnea]

About two weeks ago I received a call that started with, "Hi, this is [redacted]. From the internet."

Hahahaha, tiny can. Awesome.

Have you told her to go eat a bowl of dicks yet?

Hard to think of a more unsettling mental image than a bowl of dicks.  Let alone an invitation to eat them.

And yet, it seems so... practical.

Many years ago, I heard a good friend back home utter the phrase, "they can go eat a bowl of dicks" when I told him that I had been rejected from my top choice grad school. I have used it ever since. Some of the dudes that I work with find it offensive.

[Toaster]

I think the distinction between eating the dicks and sucking them makes this interesting. Usually in the communication of an insult, one is told to suck a dick. The Introduction of Cannibalism is jarring in an effective way, that commands the attention.

But wait, in my assumption that the dicks were human, have I been too hasty? They could certainly be animal dicks. And this raises an interesting point: It is not okay to suck an animal dick, but it is socially acceptable, though strange, to eat an animal dick.

Also:

Many years ago, I heard a good friend back home utter the phrase, "they can go eat a bowl of dicks" when I told him that I had been rejected from my top choice grad school. I have used it ever since. Some of the dudes that I work with find it offensive.

If I may say, those dudes can go eat a bowl of dicks.

[wombat]

That's an interesting point, because it means that some of the dicks in the bowl may be... barbed.