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« Reply #5415 on: September 24, 2009, 01:43:53 am »
Quote from: wombat on September 24, 2009, 01:42:27 am
That's an interesting point, because it means that some of the dicks in the bowl may be... barbed.

Wombat wins.
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« Reply #5416 on: September 24, 2009, 01:55:19 am »
...stand around naked in a public park.  Meet Wayne Coyne...

The usual.
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« Reply #5417 on: September 24, 2009, 03:38:28 am »
Was he naked too?
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« Reply #5418 on: September 24, 2009, 04:48:22 am »
They now have easy to use boilin' bag of dicks for the douchebag on the go.
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« Reply #5419 on: September 24, 2009, 05:09:22 am »
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« Reply #5420 on: September 24, 2009, 05:30:22 am »
Given the context, Toaster's Youtube link is looking mighty unappealing for clicking.
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« Reply #5421 on: September 24, 2009, 05:42:37 am »
It is just stand-up comedian Louis C.K. doing some stand-up comedy. The imagery he uses when speaking is not as bad as the shenannigans we get up to on the TOAUMB.
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« Reply #5422 on: September 24, 2009, 01:57:59 pm »
Quote from: miles on September 24, 2009, 03:38:28 am
Was he naked too?

Apparently that is scheduled for today.  He's filming a video here in Portland.  He explained it to everyone, but it doesn't quite translate.   "So I'm walking through the woods and I come across this spaceball covered in fur, and it has a pu$$y, and suddenly naked people and bikes start streaming out of it, and then they start chasing me..."
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« Reply #5423 on: September 24, 2009, 05:57:38 pm »
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« Reply #5424 on: September 24, 2009, 10:22:00 pm »
I saw Cabin Boy way back in the day.  Chris Elliot is only funny in very small doses.
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« Reply #5425 on: September 25, 2009, 12:10:35 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on September 24, 2009, 05:57:38 pm
The saddest dog in the world.

The hell with that, my pugs are also always claiming to be the saddest dogs in the world. Their lives are so hard. We take them to the beach with us instead of leaving them in a kennel, and all they can do is look at us with that same face because we are ruining their vacation by not letting them eat garbage off the ground. Pugs are never satisfied.
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« Reply #5426 on: September 25, 2009, 02:48:22 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on September 24, 2009, 10:22:00 pm
I saw Cabin Boy way back in the day.  Chris Elliot is only funny in very small doses.
I liked his bits on Letterman - and when he was a drop-in character on some sitcom a few years back.  More than that and yeah - he's like your friends' little brother who got a laugh once and keeps hammering on the same joke as he tags along with you.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5427 on: September 25, 2009, 04:05:19 am »
Quote from: wombat on September 25, 2009, 12:10:35 am
We take them to the beach with us instead of leaving them in a kennel, and all they can do is look at us with that same face because we are ruining their vacation by not letting them eat garbage off the ground. Pugs are never satisfied.

it doesnt get much more american than that...
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« Reply #5428 on: September 25, 2009, 04:07:37 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on September 24, 2009, 10:22:00 pm
I saw Cabin Boy way back in the day.  Chris Elliot is only funny in very small doses.

Huh. I liked Cabin Boy and Get a Life.

I bought a coffee maker today. Hopefully my mornings will go better. Also, I got a quasi-promotion at work, and don't have to roll in until an hour later. Probably no raise though.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5429 on: September 25, 2009, 12:27:06 pm »
Quote from: miles on September 25, 2009, 04:07:37 am
Huh. I liked Cabin Boy and Get a Life.


Yeah, me too.  Also Bob and Ray were hell of funny.
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