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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5430 on: September 25, 2009, 01:17:54 pm »
... Not even contemplate studying for a Sworn Translator exam I'll be having on Sunday. It's legal English, the mere concept of which makes my brain try to escape through my ears. Why the fuck did I even applied for this? (Oh yeah, because sworn translators get so much money, nickels fly out of their nostrils when they sneeze...)
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« Reply #5431 on: September 25, 2009, 01:55:15 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on September 25, 2009, 01:17:54 pm
a Sworn Translator exam I'll be having on Sunday.

Is this a test covering all the dirty words in a foreign language?
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« Reply #5432 on: September 25, 2009, 01:57:51 pm »
It's very evil to tease people with amazing concepts that can never be, you know...
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« Reply #5433 on: September 25, 2009, 03:07:26 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on September 25, 2009, 01:55:15 pm
Is this a test covering all the dirty words in a foreign language?

Is that the one you take before you can be a translator at a kid's birthday party?
« Last Edit: September 25, 2009, 04:25:02 pm by Doc »
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« Reply #5434 on: September 25, 2009, 04:20:40 pm »
Quote from: Doc on September 25, 2009, 03:07:26 pm
Is that the one you take before you can be a translator at a kid's birthday party.

THAT'S ONE THING YOU CAN'T SAY IN HEAVEN.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5435 on: September 26, 2009, 05:16:22 am »
...start an Internet Vacation. That's a vacation from the internet, not a vacation on the internet.
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« Reply #5436 on: September 26, 2009, 06:34:59 am »
Quote from: Toaster on September 26, 2009, 05:16:22 am
...start an Internet Vacation. That's a vacation from the internet, not a vacation on the internet.

So, uh, how's that working out for you?
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« Reply #5437 on: September 27, 2009, 12:23:01 am »
On the Internet, every day is a vacation.
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« Reply #5438 on: September 27, 2009, 12:41:11 am »
ungh.

I am refraining from typing out my whole day here. Horrible horrible date because the birthday girl's sister was in town, no internet, my roommate is being a dick, it's raining and muddy.

ok, maybe I fucked up some aspects of the date thing on my own.

highlight of the weekend, though:
visiting sister (drunk): "sorry, dude, what's your name again?"
me: "Daniel."
Sister: "OH! *to sister* this is Daniel!"
then non-visiting sister turned bright red and slapped her.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2009, 06:09:21 am by theinevitable »
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« Reply #5439 on: September 27, 2009, 06:51:01 am »
Today:  Sausagefest!!!
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5440 on: September 27, 2009, 07:31:24 am »
eww, ima gonna have a tofurkey sausage.  went to a party played guitar in basement the whole time.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5441 on: September 27, 2009, 09:44:38 pm »
Alexandria, VA = drunk white people dancing
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5442 on: September 27, 2009, 11:00:20 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on September 27, 2009, 07:31:24 am
eww, ima gonna have a tofurkey sausage.  went to a party played guitar in basement the whole time.

Our store finally got Soyrizo, which I had for breakfast today and it was fuck*ng excellent.

Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on September 27, 2009, 09:44:38 pm
Alexandria, VA = drunk white people dancing

Sounds like a...great time?

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« Reply #5443 on: September 28, 2009, 12:38:32 am »
that is exactly what Alexandria is like.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5444 on: September 28, 2009, 06:58:37 pm »
I am now back from Vegas. Considering how many free drinks are about I ingested a very small amount.

All this Alexandria talk has made me want to rewatch the Arlington Rap.
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