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[dejavroom]

...Roll and turn in my chair at work to the tune of a hangover.

Then at night some dudes will gather to... practice some... sambas... that the dude I live with has written (I wrote the lyrics for all his songs, so it seems I have to sing them bitches until they find a proper vocalist). Not knowing me, you'd think "fine, dude's from down there, that's what they do down there", but people who know me from a few years back have been having a serious case of the cognitive dissonances when they know that I'm fiddling with samba now...

Also, it seems I'm no longer required to work on Saturdays (well, I haven't shown up for the last three, anyway \o/ )

[greenkoolayd]

post this link:

http://ow.ly/15SuaQ

and do some college algebra homework(the same sort that i failed at in 11th grade).  im going to a technical school, so of course theres going to be math, but it still sucks huge monkey tits.

[Toaster]

...come back from the proverbial desert. I failed in my quest, got no boons to bestow 'pon my fellow man. Two weeks, though, that's gotta be some kinda personal record.

[smick]

...jump out of a perfectly good airplane.

[theinevitable]

wake up feeling hungover despite not having drank anything last night.
Or rather... I guess I drank an energy drink, that is what is making my stomach feel this horrible.

So I'm glad like 20 people are getting here in 40 minutes to do a "power hour."
The gimmick is an iTunes program that switches songs every 60 seconds... but every song on the playlist is surfin bird.
Just realized I forgot to buy shot glasses. crap.

also, jorge is correct.

[wombat]

...have a bunch of pugs over for a party.

[pmcd9]

Let me get this straight.  You're radio show today is going to be an hour non stop of the first 60 seconds of Surfin' Bird?

[CortJstr]

Today I went to a craft fair were I stood behind a nun while watching a break dancing competition that involved a guy's prosthetic leg falling off mid-spin. Any day when you can truthfully write that sentence is a good one.

I also saw that annoying question-mark-suit guy and stilt dancers. And attempted to hit on two different women. It was a banner day.

[Choop]

matthew lesko! my grandma had one of his books from like '83, and everything in it was bogus.

[theinevitable]

no. we had a party where we played the first 60 seconds of Surfin Bird (or of a cover) and every time the song changed you did a shot of beer. I did not last very long.
I executed a masterstroke, though, where every time the 60 seconds were up it played an ear-piercing scream. People loved that.

It was very fun, lots of very drunk people at my house at 5 in the afternoon. now, lots of beer bottles/cans lying around.

then I took a nap with a nice girl for 3 hours, then we made fettucine alfredo with red peppers and chicken. very good.

also, I found out that I was called "a neanderthal" by the young lady's sister.
But she also complained that I use too many big words. Which... I don't think I do? Maybe?
She just doesn't want me smooching on her sister, is my thought

should there not be pictures of me drinking beer on facebook? i feel like there shouldn't, but also, it is legal for me to drink beer.

[lprkn]

...find out that the first battle in Brütal Legend is set to Children of the Grave.

That's it, Brütal Legend, I'm buying you.

[Lister]

Rocktober 13th can not come quickly enough.  I just played the demo over again so I could get more practice driving the Druid Plow.  I already know that this will be my weakest portion of the game.

[Lister]

Today I got carpet installed.  Rather naively, I thought the "delivery window" was also the time it would take to install said carpet, so I didn't take food with me.

Carpet takes a long time to put in.

[alreadyinuse]

not masturbate.  all day.

[pmcd9]

not masturbate.  all day.

Not even once?