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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5760 on: November 04, 2009, 03:27:22 am »
Smick and inev: you are good men.  BTW, they know how you feel.  Women always do.  It's their loss if they don't make the right decision.  You'll find women who appreciate your goodness, I promise. 
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« Reply #5761 on: November 04, 2009, 05:32:07 am »
Oh, no... My ladyfriend isn't going anywhere.

She's not going anywhere, is she?!

WHAT THE HELL BLUEMOON?!  WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!  TELL ME WHERE SHE'S GOING!

IF YOU KNOW SOMETHING YOU'D BETTER TELL ME RIGHT NOW!

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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5762 on: November 04, 2009, 06:13:15 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on November 03, 2009, 07:25:52 pm
Cann'd for handicrafts.

I'm a knitter. You on Ravelry?

no, ma'am.  i only learned to crochet like, a week and a half ago.  the scarf i sent to bluemoon was created with (the smallest)one of these:



the smallest also makes a swell infant/baby hat.

but i digress, ive only mastered the single stitch.  once i get good at a double, i may look into making something that involves a pattern....
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5763 on: November 04, 2009, 06:16:43 am »
also:

420, female dogggggs!

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« Reply #5764 on: November 04, 2009, 06:31:42 am »
I hurt my feet on those crochet things SO OFTEN.

My (long-suffering) girlfriend has perfected all arts and crafts except for knitting and so I am familiar with that crochet ring thing.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5765 on: November 04, 2009, 07:06:36 am »
Quote from: wombat on November 03, 2009, 08:34:50 pm
Is there some way we can work in how someone I know just died and I feel funny about deleting her number from my cell phone? It's relevant because she was kind of aggravating and now I wonder if I should have been nicer to her.

No weirder than me IMing a dead person when I can't figure out who else to talk to.  Still have that phone number saved, too... and it'll be three years at the end of the month.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5766 on: November 04, 2009, 08:20:18 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 04, 2009, 12:57:08 am
Smick, I too have recently learned that I hate that activity. Except eventually I told her a boring (soothing?) story from my childhood, which is when she fell asleep. I am glad my boring stories have found their true purpose.

Awesome.

Quote from: wombat on November 03, 2009, 08:34:50 pm
Is there some way we can work in how someone I know just died and I feel funny about deleting her number from my cell phone? It's relevant because she was kind of aggravating and now I wonder if I should have been nicer to her.

We should probably be nicer to everyone, but I wouldn't put it all on yourself.


Today I landed my first nice clean canulation, which is not a huge thing, but nice.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5767 on: November 04, 2009, 01:41:10 pm »
Quote from: smick on November 04, 2009, 05:32:07 am
Oh, no... My ladyfriend isn't going anywhere.

She's not going anywhere, is she?!

WHAT THE HELL BLUEMOON?!  WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!  TELL ME WHERE SHE'S GOING!

IF YOU KNOW SOMETHING YOU'D BETTER TELL ME RIGHT NOW!

LOL!  Whew, I'm glad I was wrong...I must have been talking to the OTHER smick's ladyfriend.  THAT smick has a ladyfriend who he consoles during all her bad relationships while he secretly wishes she'd open her eyes and see he's the one who's been there for her all along.  (Sorry, I have way too active an imagination and apparently have seen too many formulaic romcoms.)
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5768 on: November 04, 2009, 01:53:29 pm »
...Invite a work hottie for lunch. This will lead nowhere but to an increase in frustration (actually, she just IM'd back saying that "we" [her group of friends] are leaving in some 40 mins, and that I can tag along... Why did you ask for backup, work hottie? Why must you treat me so?

Edit: bailed out \o/! Managed to find an excuse so I'm back having lunch alone; Won't have to feign interest in whatever a pack of 20-somethings chitters about these days. I predict some work empowerment at lunch today.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2009, 02:30:53 pm by dejavroom »
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5769 on: November 04, 2009, 05:11:09 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on November 04, 2009, 01:41:10 pm
LOL!  Whew, I'm glad I was wrong...I must have been talking to the OTHER smick's ladyfriend.  THAT smick has a ladyfriend who he consoles during all her bad relationships while he secretly wishes she'd open her eyes and see he's the one who's been there for her all along.  (Sorry, I have way too active an imagination and apparently have seen too many formulaic romcoms.)

No, this is a case where a dude was seriously crappy to the ladyfriend, which makes me mad at a dude.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5770 on: November 04, 2009, 05:13:05 pm »
Damn deja, that's some powerful curmudgeonry.  I love hanging with the 20-somethings because it gets my mind off work, trying to see the world through their eyes.
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« Reply #5771 on: November 04, 2009, 05:29:09 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on November 04, 2009, 01:53:29 pm
Won't have to feign interest in whatever a pack of 20-somethings chitters about these days.
"Dude are we seriously grown ups now? How did that happen?"
"I have no idea. I rent a building and a giant company trusts me with doing things I read about it in a book once."
"Are we supposed to be getting married now?"
"No. I don't even know how to pay taxes, let alone manage a marriage"
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5772 on: November 04, 2009, 05:31:00 pm »
...stop worrying that I'm going to die without ever seeing Leonard Cohen (as long as neither one of us dies before Saturday night [knock on particle board]).
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5773 on: November 04, 2009, 05:47:47 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on November 04, 2009, 05:29:09 pm
"Dude are we seriously grown ups now? How did that happen?"
"I have no idea. I rent a building and a giant company trusts me with doing things I read about it in a book once."
"Are we supposed to be getting married now?"
"No. I don't even know how to pay taxes, let alone manage a marriage"

I'm not a 20 something, but that's pretty much a good chunk of my internal monologue.

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« Reply #5774 on: November 04, 2009, 05:54:03 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on November 04, 2009, 05:13:05 pm
Damn deja, that's some powerful curmudgeonry.

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