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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5775 on: November 04, 2009, 07:23:55 pm »
Holy shit.

But, is that one of those parts of California that catches fire? I always figured that if I moved there I'd want to live where I could run a couple of blocks and jump in the ocean if need be.
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« Reply #5776 on: November 04, 2009, 07:58:24 pm »
Eeek.

My dream has long been to live in Venice Beach, and never get too far from a canal or the beach. The pugs would hate jumping in the water but if stuff was on fire they'd just have to put up with it.
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« Reply #5777 on: November 05, 2009, 05:07:08 am »
today, we apparently caused a power outage on like half of campus.

...don't tell anyone.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5778 on: November 05, 2009, 06:26:13 am »
Today I became more envious of Ash and his new house.  God damn, I miss living around mountains.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5779 on: November 06, 2009, 03:35:22 pm »
wish i was this guy:  http://twitter.com/snakebro
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« Reply #5780 on: November 06, 2009, 04:37:52 pm »
Whoa, that guy's twitter is like Lyle without the spelling errors. Amazing.
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« Reply #5781 on: November 06, 2009, 04:54:47 pm »
He's my new Twitter man-crush this week, along with @FakeAPStylebook
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« Reply #5782 on: November 06, 2009, 05:00:25 pm »
Quote from: TedStriker on November 06, 2009, 04:54:47 pm
He's my new Twitter man-crush this week, along with @FakeAPStylebook
Yeah FakeAP is great. I just want to believe @Shitmydadsays is real.
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« Reply #5783 on: November 07, 2009, 02:39:01 pm »
...wake up and realize that I dreamed that AIU finally managed to hack into my account, and used it to post a bunch of semi-coherent rambling in a terrible script font.

The font was the worst part. The second-worst part was that it took you guys a couple of days to realize it wasn't me.
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« Reply #5784 on: November 07, 2009, 03:25:20 pm »
We'd know JL. He'd taste the fuck*ng curb.
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« Reply #5785 on: November 07, 2009, 03:57:36 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on November 06, 2009, 03:35:22 pm
wish i was this guy:  http://twitter.com/snakebro

Sort of brings Anchower to mind. Haven't read that shit in a while.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5786 on: November 07, 2009, 04:04:23 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on November 07, 2009, 02:39:01 pm
...wake up and realize that I dreamed that AIU finally managed to hack into my account, and used it to post a bunch of semi-coherent rambling in a terrible script font.

The font was the worst part. The second-worst part was that it took you guys a couple of days to realize it wasn't me.
If you're dreaming of AIU, I'm sorry to say that he's already successfully hacked into something worse than your account.
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« Reply #5787 on: November 07, 2009, 04:41:01 pm »
Quote from: rowboat on November 07, 2009, 04:04:23 pm
If you're dreaming of AIU, I'm sorry to say that he's already successfully hacked into something worse than your account.

YOUR MIND!! (Why isn't there a screamy-face icon?)

I wonder when was the first time in history that someone dreamed about the internet.
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« Reply #5788 on: November 07, 2009, 05:25:32 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 07, 2009, 04:41:01 pm
YOUR MIND!! (Why isn't there a screamy-face icon?)

I wonder when was the first time in history that someone dreamed about the internet.

"I wonder at one point in history the first person with really clean fingernails appeared" - George Carlin
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #5789 on: November 07, 2009, 05:32:42 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 07, 2009, 04:41:01 pm
I wonder when was the first time in history that someone dreamed about the internet.
I'm gonna go ahead and assume it was Mussolini. Maybe Charlie Parker.

I've still never dreamt of the internet. When that happens, I'll know it's time for a break.
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