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[dejavroom]

... not resume working until them fuckpots pay me my hard-earned bonus. Fuck.

[greenkoolayd]

...find out that my accepted manuscript is finally going to be published in the March/April 2010 issue of Mothering magazine.

[[high5]]

... not resume working until them fuckpots pay me my hard-earned bonus. Fuck.

way to stick it to the man(i sincerely hope that situation gets resolved.  a persons living aint nothin' to fuck wit')

[TedStriker]

I'd like to point out that if the peen is outpaced by the nips, that's hardly worth blaming on the nipples.

[bluemoon72]

I'd like to point out that if the peen is outpaced by the nips, that's hardly worth blaming on the nipples.

Canned for both the salience of the point and for making me literally laugh out loud. 

[smick]

Nipples* are decided on a Case by Case basis.  This court's opinion time and time again is "Rad."


FYI: my Unicycle Bastards name is "Nipple".  It is a short story involving my nipples.  I speak with authority on this topic.

[CortJstr]

I'm not really in the mood to look it up right now, but to paraphrase a wise man "I used to think I had a preference for hair color on women. Now I realize my favorite hair color is whichever one is in my lap at the moment."

[jay-ell]

Pedro and Little P were playing tickle games one afternoon, LP accidentally gave Pedro a mild titty twister. So Pedro, of course, yelled, "Ow! Papa's nipple!" LP thought this was funny, and repeated the word, "Nipple." So Pedro, deciding to make this a vocabulary-building moment, lifted his shirt and pointed at his chest and said, "Papa's nipple."

LP likewise lifted his shirt, pointed at his own chest, and said, "Pearson's nipple." Then he lowered his shirt, assumed a very serious visage. He leaned in close, as if to convey some important information, and, with wide eyes, said, "Mama nipples." Then he nodded, and walked away.

I'm not sure how to feel about that.

[jay-ell]

I'm not really in the mood to look it up right now

Are you feeling OK?

[lprkn]

Yeah, where's the other three hossmen?

[theinevitable]

This coworker of my dad told him he could get me a job at the CIA. It may be dependent on my being willing to move abroad.
WTF? I can only conceive of a world in which this is some kind of sick joke.

also, this offer may have been based on my dad's over-recollection of how much Arabic I took.

[Arachno-capitalist]

This coworker of my dad told him he could get me a job at a place. It may be dependent on my being willing to move abroad.
WTF? I can only conceive of a world in which this is some kind of sick joke.

also, this offer may have been based on my dad's over-recollection of how much Arabic I took.

Well, INEV, you literally just broke rules one, two, and three about applying to work for that place. So... stfu.

[littlefallsmets]

Either that or he is doing the absolute best thing for getting into the CIA.

You know, reverse psychology.

"He said that he's got a line on a CIA gig on a rogue messageboard tangentally about alive teddy bears and talking cats. There's no WAY he could be joining the CIA!"

[lprkn]

Hey man, gub'mint jobs ain't nothing to sneeze at, these days. 'Specially being a dude of your interests and all. If you can get over the whole "working for the man and tonguing his butthole" thing, that is.

[linnea]

Hey man, gub'mint jobs ain't nothing to sneeze at, these days. 'Specially being a dude of your interests and all. If you can get over the whole "working for the man and tonguing his butthole" thing, that is.

ha ha. QFT

[Mr Trout]

...commiserate with a friend from knucklehead times. His GF just said no to the big question. I really thought those crazy kids had a chance at some happiness. Sorry for any typos; I'm having drunkenly typing on a tiny phone keyboard.