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“Do what you love and the money will follow,” as they say, but I would add, “...but don’t do ONLY what you love until it generates adequate cash flow.” -=RAY=-

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« Reply #6240 on: December 05, 2009, 07:08:35 am »
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« Reply #6241 on: December 05, 2009, 07:20:33 am »
nobody wanted lingerie shots but me so she said we'd schedule it later
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« Reply #6242 on: December 05, 2009, 07:36:51 am »
i meant to say earlier that i have not been this drunk sinc ethe night my daugher was concieved

ohhhhh shiiiiiiiiiit
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« Reply #6243 on: December 05, 2009, 10:07:46 am »
Hay-ell you are my hero. Drunk threqsd ftw.

Who doesn't want lingerie shots, they are crazy. And not smart nabout ladies.

It is good to get drunk once ina while and think/talk about stuff with people you know but don;'t rteally know.

Y'know?
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« Reply #6244 on: December 05, 2009, 03:23:35 pm »
Today I'm gonna work at a "Dog photos with Santa" event.
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« Reply #6245 on: December 05, 2009, 05:26:38 pm »
Paul, you must be a smoooooth driver.
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« Reply #6246 on: December 05, 2009, 07:07:17 pm »
Today I'm gonna wish I could post drunk to see what it's like. I am going to my sister Melissa's celebration party tonight! Catered hors d'ouevres, a live band, and lots of people there to celebrate three years of remission from leukemia. Hooray! But, since I will have to drive home, still no getting drunk for this little blue moon.
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« Reply #6247 on: December 05, 2009, 08:32:33 pm »
...See a pug adoption kiosk and think to myself, "How much is shipping to wherever Wombat resides?"
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« Reply #6248 on: December 05, 2009, 09:27:23 pm »
i cant stop reading all the funny shit on lamebook!
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« Reply #6249 on: December 05, 2009, 09:31:03 pm »
three thousand posts! woo! Goodbye, Sanryobuki Artificial Liver. Helloooo, Ocular Shenanigans! Heh!
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« Reply #6250 on: December 05, 2009, 10:45:08 pm »
Quote from: linnea on December 05, 2009, 09:31:03 pm
three thousand posts! woo! Goodbye, Sanryobuki Artificial Liver. Helloooo, Ocular Shenanigans! Heh!
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« Reply #6251 on: December 06, 2009, 01:29:56 am »
Today I'm going to regret my Mr. Trout-esque scrawniness as I help Christian Peacemaker Teams move their office/house.
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« Reply #6252 on: December 06, 2009, 01:34:35 am »
Midnight screening of Labyrinth. Because why not?
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« Reply #6253 on: December 06, 2009, 01:45:40 am »
Quote from: wombat on December 05, 2009, 03:23:35 pm
Today I'm gonna work at a "Dog photos with Santa" event.

Hey! I set those up like 7 of those this week for today!
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« Reply #6254 on: December 06, 2009, 01:50:33 am »
Damn you, greenkoolayd. Lamebook is hilarious and totally addicting. God, it's like a trainwreck to see some of the shiz that people think is appropriate to post.
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