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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6345 on: December 13, 2009, 02:50:50 pm »
Don't get me started on pugs in hats, you will be sorry.

Today I'm gonna wake up from a dream where Natalie Dee and Drew of Toothpaste for Dinner were visiting me. WTF. Maybe I really spend too much time reading comics on the internet.


Edit: But wait. How about a french bulldog in a hat.
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« Reply #6346 on: December 13, 2009, 11:39:17 pm »
My girlfriend dumped me a couple of hours ago. We were together for two and a half years.
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« Reply #6347 on: December 13, 2009, 11:44:00 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on December 13, 2009, 11:39:17 pm
My girlfriend dumped me a couple of hours ago. We were together for two and a half years.

So sorry.  Us imaginary folks on the internet still love you.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6348 on: December 14, 2009, 12:02:48 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on December 13, 2009, 06:48:48 am
pug in a hat

The look on that pug's face:  I CAN HAS NEW OWNER?
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« Reply #6349 on: December 14, 2009, 12:03:48 am »
Quote from: Toaster on December 13, 2009, 11:39:17 pm
My girlfriend dumped me a couple of hours ago. We were together for two and a half years.

Oh, Toaster, we're sorry to hear this.  Come to St. Paul and I'll take you for (non-alcoholic) drinks.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6350 on: December 14, 2009, 12:07:57 am »
Shitty timing.

Hey, there's touamb, where everybody knows your (screen)name.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6351 on: December 14, 2009, 12:09:46 am »
Quote from: wombat on December 13, 2009, 02:50:50 pm
Don't get me started on pugs in hats, you will be sorry.

the first thing that went through my mind when i saw that on regretsy was, "if wombat is jewish,i wonder if she would get hats like that for her dogs?  would she get them even if she isnt jewish?"
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« Reply #6352 on: December 14, 2009, 12:19:06 am »
Quote from: Toaster on December 13, 2009, 11:39:17 pm
My girlfriend dumped me a couple of hours ago. We were together for two and a half years.

That is teh suck. I'm sorry to hear it. Pretend I said something reassuring, then pat yourself on the shoulder for me.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6353 on: December 14, 2009, 01:10:59 am »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on December 14, 2009, 12:02:48 am
The look on that pug's face:  I CAN HAS NEW OWNER?

PLEASE, DO NOT MENTION THAT HERE
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« Reply #6354 on: December 14, 2009, 01:24:37 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on December 14, 2009, 12:09:46 am
the first thing that went through my mind when i saw that on regretsy was, "if wombat is jewish,i wonder if she would get hats like that for her dogs?  would she get them even if she isnt jewish?"

It's always nice to find that one has made a deep and lasting impression on a new acquaintance.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6355 on: December 14, 2009, 01:34:13 am »
damn toaster, that sucks a lot. I'm sorry man.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6356 on: December 14, 2009, 01:38:35 am »
Yeah, shit Toaster. That's the worst. Have a beer or two on me.
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« Reply #6357 on: December 14, 2009, 02:18:12 am »
Boo to that, Toaster. I was there myself just a couple months ago.

Today my new girlfriend found out I was going to a party where my ex would be (we'd been together for 7 years before she dumped me). My girlfriend offered to wear something revealing and drape herself over me for the evening. I think it went well.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6358 on: December 14, 2009, 02:28:25 am »
Her bread was clearly unworthy of your toasty goodness.

When you are ready to, you shall off and find a slice more than twice as nice.

Multigrain maybe. Some kinda rad oatnut stuff.
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« Reply #6359 on: December 14, 2009, 02:34:50 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on December 14, 2009, 02:18:12 am
Boo to that, Toaster. I was there myself just a couple months ago.

Today my new girlfriend found out I was going to a party where my ex would be (we'd been together for 7 years before she dumped me). My girlfriend offered to wear something revealing and drape herself over me for the evening. I think it went well.

So she's a new girlfriend, now? I thought you were just "talking to" her, as the kids say. Or maybe, "seeing each other."

It doesn't count 'til you're Facebook-official.
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