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[Lister]

happy new year, china!

today i'm gonna go to a secret supper that i just found out is in a high rise with a view of downtown. the dress code is "cosmopolitan" whatever tf that means

It means dress casually and then pour cranberry juice all over yourself.  With a lemon twist.

[jay-ell]

See, I was going to say to dress all in pink and put a giant slice of lime on your left shoulder. But actually dousing yourself in cranberry juice and vodka...that's just genius.

It's definitely lime, though. Cosmo + lemon = nastay.

[littlefallsmets]

It means to cover yourself in a bunch of sex tips guaranteed to be nearly impossible and make all men feel terribly inadequate.

[greenkoolayd]

It means to cover yourself in a bunch of sex tips guaranteed to be nearly impossible and make all men feel terribly inadequate.

not all men.  just the inadequate ones, dogg.

[theinevitable]

WHOAA. BURNNNNN.

also, my experience with cosmo sex tips is more... "stick your pinky up his ass."
You know, along the lines of, "5 things he has always wanted but will never tell you."

Why would their model be to make men feel inadequate? it is obviously more lucrative to make women feel inadequate, and convince them that they will only be able to satisfy their men if they read this mag.

funny, though, is that the thing my girlfriend found funny enough to repeat was a thing that I think is pretty universally appreciated. It was kind of awkward when I was all, "no, actually, that would be awesome. I would like that."

[Choop]

...yeah, i went with the half-tux. ruffled shirt, tux jacket, pocket square, jeans, no tie. a couple other guys pulled the half-suit, but nobody else thought to add the tuxedo flair.

[Doc]

Oh I like that. I'm going to have to use that some time.

[Choop]

that's why they call me tom haverford

[elephantsdancerealfunky]

just the pinky?  Just one?

[lprkn]

Wish you all a happy Valentine's Day!

[Drygioni]

Pug off.

[wombat]

Wish you all a happy Valentine's Day!

Aw, thanks!

[greenkoolayd]

i FR'd some people from here on facebook.  if the answer is no, ill just cry extra hard into my pillow tonight as i go to sleep.  other than that, no big deal.

[miles]

Feeling pretty good, even though my job is soul crushing (worked some OT today) and I fuck*ng hate where I live right now. About ready to crack a beer and play some guitar for the first time in years. I lent mine to my uncle because the dude is so good but had to pawn guitars several years ago to make ends meet. Plus his family has really helped me out in the past, like letting me stay with them for free and/or dirt cheap when I was in school. He finally got one of his own so I picked mine up yesterday. Problem is, no amp. I'm looking at smaller ones because my place is fuck*ng small. I remember playing on my friend's pignose in high school, but it seemed pretty limited. I've been reading about Roland Micro Cubes, anybody here know much about those? Any other recommendations for me, keeping in mind I don't want to spend over $200, and it needs to be smallish?

[theinevitable]

I do not know, my amp is definitely too large for the space I live in. I use headphones.

Was I just a dick to my girlfriend on valentine's day? maybe. I guess Valentine's day was not the day to Make A Stand about something.