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« Reply #6945 on: February 25, 2010, 02:59:11 pm »
National average? Were you taking AP Pascal? Heh.
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« Reply #6946 on: February 25, 2010, 03:07:59 pm »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on February 25, 2010, 02:59:11 pm
National average? Were you taking AP Pascal? Heh.

Yup. At that point they gave AP exams for both PASCAL and C++ but my school's computer lab only had computers with no harddrives that couldn't run C++. Halfway through the year they replaced them all and kids who took the same class the following year did it in C. It kind of really sucked, actually.
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« Reply #6947 on: February 25, 2010, 05:47:05 pm »
the sad thing is its only raptor and python.
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« Reply #6948 on: February 26, 2010, 07:17:42 pm »
Read about one of the most fascinating men that ever lived: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter
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« Reply #6949 on: February 27, 2010, 01:42:03 am »

trhow up tomorw playing fotball beacuse i'm drunk now.

fuck*ng HELL Why do we abe vernever win?

i can't ar un for 2 hoursa nd not throw up.

throwing up is weird.

whyu do we whtorwu p?

is it beacuase our bodu hates us?

my body ahtesm e. To be sure to be sure.
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« Reply #6950 on: February 27, 2010, 06:11:39 am »
Quote from: Drygioni on February 27, 2010, 01:42:03 am
trhow up tomorw playing fotball beacuse i'm drunk now.

fuck*ng HELL Why do we abe vernever win?

i can't ar un for 2 hoursa nd not throw up.

throwing up is weird.

whyu do we whtorwu p?

is it beacuase our bodu hates us?

my body ahtesm e. To be sure to be sure.

you arent helping the matter by ingesting poison.
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« Reply #6951 on: February 27, 2010, 09:00:10 am »
Your body has two antagonistic systems, one that kicks in for when you're being active and one that does useful stuff when you're not. The active one tends to shut down your gut because if you're in the middle of running away from something then expending energy to digest food for more energy later is not a good move. So you feel nauseous and throw up. That's my understanding anyway.

Today I'm gonna move half my stuff to a new house, moving the other half tomorrow. Tired. Times like this I really feel that I should go more minimalist with my lifestyle.
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« Reply #6952 on: February 27, 2010, 03:03:12 pm »
As an update, turns out I didn't need to worry about throwing up on the pitch as some complete prick on the other team put my knee out within a minute. fuck*ng prick.
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« Reply #6953 on: February 28, 2010, 03:23:39 am »
there was a really intense earthquake in the country where my grandparents live. luckily they are OK. AHH. Woke up to a text message saying "are your relatives in Chile OK," checked CNN to see horrifying picture, called my mom and was immediately answered with "they're OK." Phew.

The other day we went to East St Louis to buy beer at almot 2 AM (local grocery stores will not sell after 1 or 1:30). probably one of the less intelligent things I have done in my life. the convenience store was locked, and just had a little window with a drawer. Bought some Colt 45. Then this TERRIFYING looking man got out of his car and stood next to us. We were all standing there:
"why's everybody freaking out."
"what? The woman just went to go get us our beer..."
I am sitting there kind of humming/singing to myself, because we were having a fun beer-buying adventure at 2 AM.
"what the FUCK is wrong with him? he's fuck*ng FREAKING OUT!"
"no dude, I'm fine, we're just hanging out..."
"whatever, you guys are all FREAKING OUT. fuck."

then we walked away and my friend said "let's get the fuck out of here."

then we ate donuts, and drank 40s, and it was all OK.
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« Reply #6954 on: February 28, 2010, 10:10:48 am »
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« Reply #6955 on: March 02, 2010, 09:04:19 am »
today, I used more than 1 full roll of toilet paper due to my horribly runny nose. AHH.

I haven't had a cold like this in a really long time.
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« Reply #6956 on: March 02, 2010, 02:02:38 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 02, 2010, 09:04:19 am
today, I used more than 1 full roll of toilet paper due to my horribly runny...


...nose. 

This sentence ended a LOT better than I thought it was going to.
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« Reply #6957 on: March 02, 2010, 04:39:52 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on March 02, 2010, 02:02:38 pm
This sentence ended a LOT better than I thought it was going to.
Seriously.  Kleenex is a lot more expensive than TP.  When I get the urge to roll the tissue and stick it up my nose to dam off the flood, I know its time to get a roll of TP for the bedside.
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« Reply #6958 on: March 03, 2010, 04:40:14 am »
All of my friends are getting into terrifyingly good grad schools.

Um, I really need to start looking for a job.
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« Reply #6959 on: March 03, 2010, 05:11:00 am »
Been doing that for... nine years, little doodle!

Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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