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[Carlos del Vaca]

You know how they get stallion or bull semen for artificial insemination, don't you?
With the help of a farm hand, of course.

Har har.  I have been reading "My Friend Flicka" with my oldest, but then I realized the next two chapters are about a gelding.  Like, the actual act of gelding a hoss.  I'm not sure I want to have to explain that one to her.

[wombat]

mike rowe husbanded some pigs the science-way on 'dirty jobs'.

Wasn't it an episode about hoss breeding where they pixillated the stallion's c*ck? Didn't think Discovery viewers could take it, apparently.

[CortJstr]

Wasn't it an episode about hoss breeding where they pixillated the stallion's c*ck? Didn't think Discovery viewers could take it, apparently.

This is the same channel that put a cartoon fig leaf over some clear tubing coming out of a clear plastic dummy when it "peed" on the third rail.

[theinevitable]

hm. Came within $1.34 of overdrawing my bank account. Made a spreadsheet of all of my expenses over the last month, and I do not understand what is going on. Didn't spend as much on eating out as I would have guessed, grocery bills were normal, I didn't buy myself anything. The only thing that stands out is a series of checks. I do not remember writing checks for even numbers (50$, 30$), normally the only checks I write are for electric bill, cable bill, etc, and are weird numbers because I split the bill with other people. Also, one check for over 100$, I cannot think of what the heck that was for. I will think about this. Maybe my roommate paid for groceries and I wrote him a check? Seems possible.

[Mr Trout]

Can you look at pictures of the checks on your banks website? I had an ex steal a checkbook of mine and she proceeded to write herself many checks out of it (not saying this is what happened, but checks are ridiculously easy to forge).

[theinevitable]

yeah, as I thought, I am just forgetful. What utility costs a lot? Gas for heating a badly insulated house.

[jay-ell]

Also, one check for over 100$, I cannot think of what the heck that was for. I will think about this. Maybe my roommate paid for groceries and I wrote him a check? Seems possible.

If your roommate bought groceries and *your half* was over $100, you need to lay off the filet and lobster, dude.

[Victoria Waterfield]

If your roommate bought groceries and *your half* was over $100, you need to lay off the filet and lobster, dude.

Maybe they were street groceries?

[jay-ell]

Oh, I see.

"Groceries."

[lprkn]

Note to self: When riding a bicycle while intoxicated, do not attempt to hop up on any curbs. It is a bad idea. Always.

[Mr Trout]

Riding a bike drunk is hard.

So is drinking while riding a bike drunk.

[KeithHernandez]

Oh, I see.

"Groceries."

Still never forget this conversation in Boulder:  I am walking in downtown when I see a friend.  He is all yo, what are you doing.  I respond I am going to buy a chillum (type of straight pipe for herb for the cubes here) and then some groceries.  He responds that he has some groceries in the car, he can cover me.  I was really confused and all like, you know, what are you talking about?  You just have groceries I can get in your car?  Hummus and bagels?  Yeah, thats mainly the story, then we laughed when we realized what happened.

Oh, miscommunication, is there anything you can't do?

[littlefallsmets]

We used to call it "research" back when I wasn't old.

[linnea]

If your roommate bought groceries and *your half* was over $100, you need to lay off the filet and lobster, dude.

Fuck, I ain't even gonna tell you what groceries cost for me. I have been eating mega-frugally. I don't cook much, I have toast and yogurt and stuff like that. All right, I'll tell you. I tallied all my grocery purchases over the past 9 weeks, and I spent $1,658. on. groceries. alone. That averages to seven fuck*ng hundo a month.

[jaydub]

Get back from vacay.  Good to be home.