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[Choop]

i haven't turned down a diddle once in my life, why start now

[wombat]

you're afraid of giving him the well earned TCoDP +1K.

Well whose fault is that.

[wombat]

It does sound cuter though, doesn't it? I'm not saying that's better. It's inexplicable. Turtle babies!

[smick]

It is. Also, aren't "illegal turtle babies" somehow cuter than "illegal baby turtles"?

I'm not racist, I just think they should go through the system and get here the right way.

[miles]

Congratulations! I am still waiting for that day, but I bought my first ever new TV a couple of months ago, so I'm on my way.

Thanks! But don't you have kids and stuff? And like a spouse, possibly a house? I live in a one bedroom apartment and have never had a car payment. A new couch is kind of a big deal.

[AugustWest]

Congratulations! I am still waiting for that day, but I bought my first ever new TV a couple of months ago, so I'm on my way.

Wow.  Come to think of it, we've never had a new couch either.

[theinevitable]

my brother just put up some new pictures, and in every single one I am squinting with one eye. In a few pictures it looks like i'm cross-eyed. What gives? I have previously noticed that this happens when I am intoxicated, but I had not been drinking when these pictures were taken. Weird.

[Doc]

So I was about to come in here and complain that after a bunch of early morning to midnight study days I got so hyper active that I accidentally beaned a beautiful lady who had put me up for the night and fed me breakfast with a water bottle and given her a fat lip but, well, all y'all are way more interesting.

[greenkoolayd]

So I was about to come in here and complain that after a bunch of early morning to midnight study days I got so hyper active that I accidentally beaned a beautiful lady who had put me up for the night and fed me breakfast with a water bottle and given her a fat lip but, well, all y'all are way more interesting.

in a situation like that, no matter how easy going the lady is about it, one cannot help it to feel like an oaf.

[Doc]

in a situation like that, no matter how easy going the lady is about it, one cannot help it to feel like an oaf.

A klutz of an oaf. One questions whether one even belongs in society.

[jaydub]

my brother just put up some new pictures, and in every single one I am squinting with one eye. In a few pictures it looks like i'm cross-eyed. What gives? I have previously noticed that this happens when I am intoxicated, but I had not been drinking when these pictures were taken. Weird.

My college roommate was rarely photographed with his mouth shut.  He was a chatty guy, but besides that whenever a camera was pointed at him he'd reflexively drop his jaw to give a look of pleased astonishment.  He frequently griped about it when he saw the pictures, to which I'd say "Dude, shut your mouth once in a while." 

[Drygioni]

Doc's Australian, this is merely their way of preparing their womenfolk for marriagehood

[Choop]

since fuckin when do cattle walk downhill.

[Choop]

...stay up till damned near 4 trying to combine two shitty programs into one that just at least fuck*ng works. and fail.

guess i'd better get it done after some sleep.

[Choop]

yep, after some rest and three more hours' work i managed to mangle those beasts into ...something. it's still ugly, but at least it goddamned works now.