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[littlefallsmets]

Were you... hitting on your doctor?

(A hot lady who can prescribe anything = not the worst thing in the world.)

[miles]

Oh hell no, I mean she is a lady and somewhat attractive, but it was all "I haven't received my blood work results back and I just wanted to make sure they weren't lost it's been a couple weeks" you see. It was totally legit. I was (am) just fucked up. I could use a fuck*ng burger right now.

[greenkoolayd]

Spouse said this to me while I was plowing through some copywriting the other day, and the first thing I thought was, "Hookers? Yeah, hookers."

do hookers enjoy sex?

[wombat]

...consider the following:

"A professional is someone who does what she loves, even when she's not in the mood."

Spouse said this to me while I was plowing through some copywriting the other day, and the first thing I thought was, "Hookers? Yeah, hookers."

This reminds me of this shirt I wear when I am in a certain mood about work.


http://www.sharingmachine.com/

[dejavroom]

This makes me want to boil all of Brazil while playing trumpet with my cock.

[jay-ell]

do hookers enjoy sex?

Presumably they do, at least when they're off the clock.

[side_show]

Of the sex trade workers I have know, I would say generalizing about them in regard to sex or anything else is to paint in black and white a group of people who live in shades of grey.  Certainly I have known a sex trade worker who really liked certain types of sex, but like working at a restaurant, not everyone orders your favoirte, you know?

[jay-ell]

See, I just assume that hookers, like 95% of the rest of the population, generally view sex as a pleasant experience, especially when they're engaged in it on their own time.

Is the word "hookers" offensive?  I don't even know. It's just so much more pleasing to the hear than "prostitute," I think.

Regardless, I basically whore out my writing to the highest bidder, so the metaphor is apt. Does what one loves, indeed -- after a long day of churning out product descriptions and marketing copy, I relax by...posting on message boards.

[littlefallsmets]

Funny, I've always assumed that prostitution... even that exceedingly rare prostitution that was nominally or in-rationalization by "choice"... sucked all the joy out of sex almost immediately, even whatever amateur sex might be had on the side.

Of course, I'm of that particular bleeding heart ilk that can't rap his head around the idea of sex-work as an act of true free will, without either economic desperation or as an expression of a deep psychological scar.

Can't do it.

[theinevitable]

spent late-night time with two girls, one of whom is cute as a button. have always thought so, but suddenly she was doing a weird mixed-signals thing where she talked about my girlfriend, while giving me googly-eyes and leaning too close. weird situation. going to chalk it up to too much to drink + having recently been dumped.
at the end of the night she and her friend kept saying "thank you for hanging out with us." what the what? they also insisted on paying our cover to get into a concert because I drove. "it's like we're on a date!" I pointed out that actually, I have a girlfriend, so they were both on a date with my roommate. "Man, I HATE being fourth wheel."

tomorrow, I catch an 8 am bus to Chicago to visit the girlfriend. yayy. debating whether to find a way to show up at her internship to talk about my gun collection to the middle-aged who keeps sexually harassing her. she doesn't have work while I'm there, so maybe I'll just find his house and lob something through the window.

[Choop]

obviously it can't be a blanket statement, but the ladies of the night on that HBO show about the ranch in nevada all seem to enjoy the fuck out of their jobs. sorry for the pun.

[littlefallsmets]

Well.

Generally people on teevee shows will pretend whatever it takes to get more money/get on more teevee shows.

[linear]

I wonder if you could have special photo printing process with invisible ink such that after exposure to special light "FUCK USA" appears on your passport photo so when you get your passport you scan it under the light and now you have an impressive passport.

[theinevitable]

I'll second Smells comment with the addition that some percentage of sex workers I've spoken with have a "find some fun in the means to an end" outlook and enjoy the good while enduring the bad.

Just like many of us not in the trade.

damn, is sex when you're married that bad?

[Arachno-capitalist]

So basically most of us have talked to sex trade workers. On a related note: You really learn a lot about your friends when there is a private stripper in the room. Things you can't unlearn.