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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7635 on: June 11, 2010, 01:31:35 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 10, 2010, 06:51:40 pm
spent late-night time with two girls, one of whom is cute as a button. have always thought so, but suddenly she was doing a weird mixed-signals thing where she talked about my girlfriend, while giving me googly-eyes and leaning too close.

When you have a girlfriend, you are suddenly more attractive to other women.  "Hey, she's with him, he must have something going on."
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« Reply #7636 on: June 11, 2010, 01:35:14 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on June 11, 2010, 01:31:35 pm
When you have a girlfriend, you are suddenly more attractive to other women.  "Hey, she's with him, he must have something going on."
There is even a girl at the local drinkery that exclusively hits on dudes with women. Her name is Handsy and if you show up with a date, Handsy will bang you in the bar no questions.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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« Reply #7637 on: June 11, 2010, 03:34:59 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on June 11, 2010, 01:35:14 pm
There is even a girl at the local drinkery that exclusively hits on dudes with women. Her name is Handsy and if you show up with a date, Handsy will bang you in the bar no questions.

Not even 'please'?
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« Reply #7638 on: June 11, 2010, 04:15:56 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on June 11, 2010, 01:35:14 pm
There is even a girl at the local drinkery that exclusively hits on dudes with women. Her name is Handsy and if you show up with a date, Handsy will bang you in the bar no questions.
Situations like that call for platonic female wingmen.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7639 on: June 11, 2010, 05:06:31 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on June 11, 2010, 04:15:56 pm
Situations like that call for platonic female wingmen double bagging.

FTFY
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« Reply #7640 on: June 11, 2010, 05:49:35 pm »
I like your angle on this situation, counselor, and I will report results in the thread designed for such.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7641 on: June 11, 2010, 11:40:18 pm »
On my way to see Iron Maiden.  RUN TO THE HILLS!!!
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7642 on: June 11, 2010, 11:51:07 pm »
RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIFE!
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« Reply #7643 on: June 12, 2010, 07:16:34 am »
Iron Maiden rocked hard.  They didn't play Run to the Hills though.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7644 on: June 13, 2010, 05:39:08 am »
...hang out in IRC and watch internet videos because I can't seem to sleep lately. What the hell? I was up at 9 and hiked 7 miles in hella rocky terrain then biked around town, and somehow it's 1:30 and no sleep in sight. Guess I gotta hit the bong and play some mario.

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« Reply #7645 on: June 13, 2010, 05:52:19 am »
Have you played Super Mario Galaxy 2? I haven't yet but I'm hearing good things.
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« Reply #7646 on: June 13, 2010, 05:56:35 am »
i just beat smg2. great sequel to smg, which i hadn't played until a couple months ago. i beat that one the week before smg2 came out, and then found out smg2 existed.

those mario games are great.
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« Reply #7647 on: June 13, 2010, 06:03:01 am »
Super Mario Galaxy was fantastic. I'm playing through the second one right now, and it seems to be just as good. I've been busy with work and real life, so I only have 20 stars but I guess if insomnia is good for anything it's finishing a bunch of levels in a video game.
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« Reply #7648 on: June 14, 2010, 05:02:59 pm »
I'm playing SMG2 right now with the husband.  We picked it up Saturday and played it hard all weekend.  It is pretty rad.  We had a true geek-out session and stayed up super late/early the first night, then sporadically put in about another 5 hours between other stuff we had to do all day Sunday.  My hand's actually a little sore from all the playing.  We always have so much fun together with it - it's sincere couple bonding time.  When we beat the New Super Mario Brothers Wii I actualy got a little misty eyed.  Good times.   
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #7649 on: June 14, 2010, 10:13:10 pm »
get back from Chicago. It is disgusting how much I want to play Diablo 2.
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