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@achewood Terrible dream where Bobby Flay came to my childhood home, danced on the table, recited verse, and we had nothing interesting for him to do.

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« Reply #7815 on: July 09, 2010, 03:33:10 am »

Geez, you pinheads:

The 5 stages of a character actor's life

Stage 1: "Who is Jack Elam?"
Stage 2: "Get me Jack Elam."
Stage 3: "I want a Jack Elam type."
Stage 4: "I want a younger Jack Elam."
Stage 5: "Who is Jack Elam?"

from the hoss's mouth, so to speak.
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« Reply #7816 on: July 09, 2010, 08:10:17 pm »


Yup

Can't believe that tiny thing is the best pic GIS could find, let alone no pic of him sniffing that middle finger.  My intartubes must be busted.
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« Reply #7817 on: July 09, 2010, 10:53:18 pm »

getting (awesome) free stuff from 'the man' is a rad occasion.
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« Reply #7818 on: July 10, 2010, 12:14:13 am »

I used to work for this really hateful bitch of a woman, but damn she had some nice titties.
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« Reply #7819 on: July 10, 2010, 12:41:51 am »

The circus beats a lot of things but also, I am guessing that "Angels or Ducks boxes" are not nearly as exciting as they sound.
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« Reply #7820 on: July 10, 2010, 01:07:24 am »

angel box?  as far as i know, there is not much better.
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« Reply #7821 on: July 10, 2010, 02:14:30 am »

Pretty sure that's why we're dealing with those camel fuckers in Iraq, amirite?
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« Reply #7822 on: July 10, 2010, 02:38:09 am »

Pretty sure that's why we're dealing with those camel fuckers in Iraq, amirite?

um...... what?
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« Reply #7823 on: July 10, 2010, 02:48:08 am »

HILARS. (pronounced "hih-lairs")
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« Reply #7824 on: July 10, 2010, 03:10:12 am »

Hahahahaha, Keith lays another gem.
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« Reply #7825 on: July 11, 2010, 10:34:47 pm »

...maybe book a long weekend trip to NYC at the end of the month. Have some skymiles to burn. What's a good area to focus on for lodging? I've only been twice and others made the plans both times, but this time I'm in charge. Probably be going to see Sonic Youth in Brooklyn and possibly a Mets game, so I'll kind of be all over. Centrality (maybe?) and affordability (I know, I know) are important but I guess I'd also like to be in a relatively nice area.
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« Reply #7826 on: July 12, 2010, 01:12:09 am »

it is weird how I am at an age where people I know look like grown-ups.

Like, this girl I dated (...ish) sophomore year just posted pictures with her new BF, and he is like, a dude who works in Manhattan and wears a suit and stuff. He is only a few years older than me. Weird.
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« Reply #7827 on: July 12, 2010, 01:15:22 am »

It is weird how few of the people my age look like actual adults, really, even though we all should at this point.
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« Reply #7828 on: July 12, 2010, 01:36:26 am »

...maybe book a long weekend trip to NYC at the end of the month. Have some skymiles to burn. What's a good area to focus on for lodging? I've only been twice and others made the plans both times, but this time I'm in charge. Probably be going to see Sonic Youth in Brooklyn and possibly a Mets game, so I'll kind of be all over. Centrality (maybe?) and affordability (I know, I know) are important but I guess I'd also like to be in a relatively nice area.

Citifield is an oversized minor league ballpark.  Go to the new Yankee Stadium, Citifield is a veritable shit hole.

As for lodging, I got no idea.  Like, I live at a point in Queens that is a six minute drive to Manhattan and they've opened up two motels right here, but they're Holiday Inns, so they are what they are, but probably pretty cheap.  I think you should probably suck it up and lodge in the city.  It must be mad cool to do that, walk out your hotel onto the streets of Manhattan, light up a Nat Sherman, adjust your fedora and strut.



Funny story about Citifield, I slam that place pretty hard in conversation all the time.  It really irks me that when the two new stadiums opened, everyone was saying Citi is nicer than the new Yankee Stadium, including Yanks fans.  It was not true, since Citifield looks like a jock strap cup from the outside, the field shape is the most hideous polygon ever in the history of fields, the food is overrated, it's too short and wide, there are exposed steel girders everywhere, all the patrons look like adopted children [no offense, adoptees?], they play the worst music, the Mets are fuckin joke and their fans for the most part are absolutely despicable... but that's another thread altogether.

Anyway, I wanted to revisit this year to renew my dislike and was discussing with some dudes a CF trip in the next two weeks.  They were like, "How to get tickets???," so I said, "Who cares, you can pretty much just pick up CF tickets straight out of the gutter."  They're so easy to get.  Well last Thursday one of those dudes messages me, "Wanna go to the Braves Mets game tomorrow night."  Turns out he got TWENTY FREE TICKETS from his dad's office.  It was as close to picking tickets up out of the gutter as I could have gotten.  So I went, bet on the Braves and they won, hah.  Great Mets trip.
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« Reply #7829 on: July 12, 2010, 02:42:59 am »

Citifield is an oversized minor league ballpark.  Go to the new Yankee Stadium, Citifield is a veritable shit hole.

1) I'm a Mets fan (long story), 2) I hate the Yankees and besides, 3) the Yanks are away that weekend.

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As for lodging, I got no idea.  Like, I live at a point in Queens that is a six minute drive to Manhattan and they've opened up two motels right here, but they're Holiday Inns, so they are what they are, but probably pretty cheap.  I think you should probably suck it up and lodge in the city.  It must be mad cool to do that, walk out your hotel onto the streets of Manhattan, light up a Nat Sherman, adjust your fedora and strut.

Yeah, you're probably right. Hopefully we can find some decent rates at decent places. Need to get a fedora though.

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the Mets are fuckin joke and their fans for the most part are absolutely despicable... but that's another thread altogether.

Haha, well I guess I won't be offering to buy you a beer!
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