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« Reply #8445 on: November 05, 2010, 06:14:10 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on November 05, 2010, 03:44:51 pm
Through assigning tiny cans of soda. It was good enough for Grandpa, it's good enough for me.

also, not just ANY soda.  we break out the good shit.
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« Reply #8446 on: November 05, 2010, 08:28:14 pm »
...barely sleep a wink because my ankle is screaming at me. i've had a LOT of sprains ever since i was a kid, and this don't feel like any sprain anybody ever had. but it doesn't seem broken, since it's not crazy swollen and it came on slow over the past couple days. so i get it checked out (using my putter for a cane) and learn there's a piece that should have fused and never did, and for some reason it decided to flare up. also the doctor said it might be gout (gout? come the fuck on what is this 1780) and that if it is i need to avoid beef, beans, and beer. because missing tomorrow's chili cookoff festival with this bum ankle isn't bad enough, i have to skip all chili forever in the future.

fml.

on the upside, i've still never had to wear a cast, and now i own a pair of crutches.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8447 on: November 05, 2010, 08:39:09 pm »
I worked with a guy who had gout. I had the same reaction. What's next? Dropsy? The Grippe? Scrofula?
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« Reply #8448 on: November 05, 2010, 09:05:44 pm »
consumption
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« Reply #8449 on: November 05, 2010, 09:24:59 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on November 05, 2010, 08:39:09 pm
I worked with a guy who had gout. I had the same reaction. What's next? Dropsy? The Grippe? Scrofula?

In my partially wasted youth, I called a pizza place I worked with and quit telling them I couldn't come in to work any more because I had the rickets. 
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8450 on: November 05, 2010, 09:29:17 pm »
You know who else had rickets?

OH SHIIIIIIII
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« Reply #8451 on: November 05, 2010, 09:49:49 pm »
At one point, my grandmother had The Gout while my grandfather had The Shingles.

They both also had Diabeeeetus.
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« Reply #8452 on: November 07, 2010, 01:28:25 am »
Today the first of 4 days of exams.
Woo!
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8453 on: November 07, 2010, 03:07:44 am »
Quote from: Doc on November 07, 2010, 01:28:25 am
Today the first of 4 days of exams.
Woo!

buenas suerte
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8454 on: November 07, 2010, 03:25:35 am »
Today I'm going to get my heart stuff checked out through a blood test and also learn that the building in which I work and live for half the year is 619,00 square feet in area. That's 14 acres (or, in the low countries, 5 3/4 bunders)!
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8455 on: November 07, 2010, 03:49:22 am »
awwww yeah loritab
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8456 on: November 07, 2010, 04:06:01 am »
How come you get to have all the fun?
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8457 on: November 07, 2010, 04:59:43 am »
i'd trade the loritab for a working ankle. i got this instead of atlanta's biggest chili cookoff today.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8458 on: November 07, 2010, 06:06:28 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on November 07, 2010, 03:40:42 pm
Consider going out to some BLM land and shooting where it's just me and the coyotes.

The public is so...public, y'know.

makes sense.  you shouldnt have to be a dad at the range unless actual children are there with you.
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« Reply #8459 on: November 07, 2010, 09:49:24 pm »
Quote from: smick on November 05, 2010, 09:24:59 pm
In my partially wasted youth, I called a pizza place I worked with and quit telling them I couldn't come in to work any more because I had the rickets. 
If you're a vegan and live in Oregon, this is entirely plausible.
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