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[wombat]

First time I ever really got the humidity thing I was in DC in August, just after I graduated high school. I was walking through the airport and I got up near the automatic doors and that wave of humid air rolled in as they opened and I just thought "how the fuck do they get it to stay like that?"

That's a good question. It seems like it should require an enclosed space. But somehow it doesn't.

[theinevitable]

today, my kitchen lightbulb burnt out. Currently I have shimmied my refrigerator to the middle of the room so that I can sit on top of it and reach the light. Unfortunately no part of the light-cover seems to be able to move/twist. I'm starting to think the part that screws off is rusted to the screw.

I am kind of proud of the refrigerator idea, to be honest.

[pmcd9]

I gave you a can for the refrigerator idea.  Have some sex up there and you'll get a can from Nabu.

[lprkn]

...have no idea where to put this:

[AugustWest]

today, my kitchen lightbulb burnt out. Currently I have shimmied my refrigerator to the middle of the room so that I can sit on top of it and reach the light. Unfortunately no part of the light-cover seems to be able to move/twist. I'm starting to think the part that screws off is rusted to the screw.

I am kind of proud of the refrigerator idea, to be honest.

A lot of times there's 3 little screws in the rim that holds the light-cover.  Did you check for that?

Also, I find that a ladder is much lighter and therefore more maneuverable than a refrigerator.  Conversely, the ladder is much less effective at holding food at a cool temperature.

[pmcd9]

Also, I find that a ladder is much lighter and therefore more maneuverable than a refrigerator.  Conversely, the ladder is much less effective at holding food at a cool temperature.

I assumed he didn't have a ladder and gave him a can for real world problem solving.

[Nabubrush]

A lot of times there's 3 little screws in the rim that holds the light-cover.  Did you check for that?

Also, I find that a ladder is much lighter and therefore more maneuverable than a refrigerator.  Conversely, the ladder is much less effective at holding food at a cool temperature.

A pro lives by the adage "the right tool for the job", but it can be a little limiting.

[jaydub]

...have no idea where to put this:

Forearm or deltoid, I'd guess.

[side_show]

Wow Ash, that sounds like the sort of work that leads to a serious sense of satisfaction.  Good on ya.

[wombat]

You may be glad to know that while I have collected several stories of primates disabling the hotwire so they could escape an exhibit, so far, nothing on hosss.

Although if it happens to you, definitely let me know.

[AugustWest]

I cleaned out my garage.

If you'd seen it before, you'd be impressed.

[jay-ell]

Oh, wow, I just realized that I have a hoss-related question for Ash. We were driving in the middle of nowhere the other day, and of course the five-year-old decided he had to pee, so we pulled off the shoulder and I took him to the nearest tree. It just so happened that the highway ran adjacent to a farm where four hosss were hanging out, and they didn't seem to take any notice of me, but they sure as heck all turned their bodies about 120 degrees to get a gander at my boy's junk while he was lettin' fly. Their gaze followed him all the way back to the car and then followed the car until we got out of sight. Any idea what that might be about?

[AugustWest]

Oh, wow, I just realized that I have a hoss-related question for Ash. We were driving in the middle of nowhere the other day, and of course the five-year-old decided he had to pee, so we pulled off the shoulder and I took him to the nearest tree. It just so happened that the highway ran adjacent to a farm where four hosss were hanging out, and they didn't seem to take any notice of me, but they sure as heck all turned their bodies about 120 degrees to get a gander at my boy's junk while he was lettin' fly. Their gaze followed him all the way back to the car and then followed the car until we got out of sight. Any idea what that might be about?

They must have been Nambla-breds.

[Nabubrush]

I did a victory lap through the barn when it all worked. Took me half a day.

That's a big fuck*ng barn.

[pmcd9]

That's a big fuck*ng barn.

Zing!