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[jaydub]

Do hosss not realize they have awesome redecorating power in their rear legs?  I know they'll kick at a person or animal that's annoying/worrying them - what keeps them from knocking holes in the barn or taking out the fence?

[jay-ell]

Best. Answer. Ever.

hosss sniff each others turds and urine to see what the other guys are up to. Your boy was whizzing in their area so I'm sure they were wondering what the new dude had going on.

Were they down wind? I bet their sniffers were going. Being a herd type animal their instinct would have been exactly what you saw, watch the new human until it's gone. Dollars to doughnuts they ambled over closer after you were long gone and sniffed things out.

I had the youngest boy 'help' me on yesterdays project and, of course, he had to take a leak. I sent him in one of the hosss stalls and pointed to a corner and told him to go ahead and pee on the wall. I stood by the hosss head and kept an eye on things, and the hoss watched the whole event along with me. When we ducked under the gate, you bet he went over there and sniffed things up. I bet it was like a hoss walking into my living room and letting fly, me to him.

Wow, that makes sense. Dunno if they were downwind; there wasn't much of a breeze, and we were maybe 100 yards away from where they stood and a good 15 feet from the edge of the fence, but I bet that's exactly what was going on. They took a whiff and figured they'd best keep an eye on the new kid.

Mom will be impressed when I tell her I got an answer from an imaginary internet person. Even if she does think you are all potential serial killers.

[theinevitable]

the light is still not fixed, and my roommate just got offered a job in Chicago.

well, shit.

I am debating offering the room to my best pal who moved away. I know that at the very least, his heart would say yes. His "live far away from all my friends and try to figure out what to do with my life" plans are not working out great. I think he is probably smart to move the hell away from Saint Louis, though.

[Doc]

Mom will be impressed when I tell her I got an answer from an imaginary internet person. Even if she does think you are all potential serial killers.

A question about your son's c*ck, no less.

[littlefallsmets]

Even if she does think you are all potential serial killers.

Killers plural?

You haven't explained to her that we are all Chris Onstad yet?

[Doc]

Tonight began phase one of operation: Get my bond back after a year of living with the filthiest man in the world.

Vacuuming the dude's room after we finally got all his shit moved out it occurred that vacuuming sand would have sounded exactly the same.

[wombat]

Even if she does think you are all potential serial killers.

You know, what I really don't understand about this is that if I was going to be a serial killer, it would be really inefficient to do it by posting messages on a board about cartoon cats where everyone uses a pseudonym. It is the last place I would start.

I think the problem is that your mother just doesn't have the criminal mind.

[Nabubrush]

I'm just glad your mom feels that I have potential.

That's more than my mom ever felt.

I'm just kidding, Mom.

[side_show]

OMG, Your mom lurks on the board? 

Now I can't decide if I've said enough or too much about quality cock. 

Also, I like that wombat assumes that serial killers are too reasoned and efficient to spend time here. 

I can't decide of being poor company for serial killers is a good thing, or something to take as a personal affront. 

[wombat]

Well, I'm not saying serial killers wouldn't hang out here in their spare time for entertainment rather than business. I'm sure Nice Pete attracts that demographic. But as a way to look for victims it just seems silly.

[side_show]

TOUAMB:  for entertainment rather than business.

I like it.

[AugustWest]

Funny, thinking about it, there's a very strong resemblance to these situations and to other physical contact type training I've done like boxing and judo.

Not to mention football.

You sure must like getting hit a lot.

[greenkoolayd]

"Forced Labor with the Stars"

is that a clever idea for a reality show?  i have to design an ad for a reality show and im not sure where to take it.

[jaydub]

The Internet says, "That idea is so full of win".

Lets see who can dig a deeper hole.  Lets see who can fill it back up fastest.  Pull the heaviest sled.  Last longest picking strawberries in Modesto in June.  Move the most 50lb bags of concrete in a lunch hour.  C'mon, Jillian.  Lets see how tough you really are.

[greenkoolayd]