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[littlefallsmets]

wombat's book is the new stimulus.

people are all gonna buy a few copies each and a new sport will form around throwing our extra copies at each other.

"dodgebook" will be the Next Big Thing but we will only use wombat's book for some reason.

it will be because of A Meme.

[wombat]

And if civilization does collapse you can burn it to keep warm!

[littlefallsmets]

"Wombat's Cute Animal Book and Emergency Post-Rapture Kindling Device".

I like it. Good marketing hook.

[greenkoolayd]

"Wombat's Cute Animal Book and Emergency Post-Rapture Kindling Device".

I like it. Good marketing hook.

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[littlefallsmets]

Today, I went to the first meeting of the Utica Beard Council.

I entered the Full Beard Competition but did not win as I have only two weeks growth.

My girlfriend entered the Women's Competition where they judged the girls on the quality of fake beards.

It was pretty rad. When I find pictures, I'll post some.

This Beard Club Thing seems to be a Thing.

[theinevitable]

I am too obsessed with trimming my beard for it to ever get big.

My girlfriend got a haircut. I  like it, but I think people will scream "LOOK AT THAT fuck*ng HIPSTER" at her in public.
Also it is weird that if I had gotten the haircut I couldn't explain to my barber, we would have the same haircut right now.

I left my computer power cable at my parents house, so I am trying to clean my house instead of browsing the Internet on my fancy telephone. First vacuuming in the new apartment. My cleaning standards in this place are already lightyears ahead of the old, because now I actually own a vacuum.

[JorgeFabregas]

I saw a hipster with a faux-hawk mullet today.

[pmcd9]

I'm working on my Santa beard at the moment.  Judging by this picture I guess I started growing it a couple of weeks before Halloween.  I'll post a more recent pic tomorrow.

[pmcd9]

And here's a photo taken two weeks ago.

[Nabubrush]

We used to smear a little bit of anti-seize under the edge of a desk or workbench, or on the back side of a steering wheel. It's the strangest thing - it never comes all the way off. It'll show up on clothes, in hair, everywhere. It's a weird silver color, too, so it's really obvious.

We also inject corrosion inhibitor and that stuff . . . . it takes about a drop to ruin a two-week hitch. I don't think anyone here would deliberately use that for a prank. It smells like rotting vegetables mixed with human waste.

[Choop]

...cook omelets for dinner while the missus puts her feet up and watches oprah. at my own suggestion.

just so long as i don't have to watch oprah.

[theinevitable]

I think there is a definite Thing where since I have not eaten, say, any given Thai food or Indian food as many times as I've eaten a given "American" food, I am way more likely to think that my results are AWESOME.

holy shit this chicken tikka masala is incredible. I fudged so many of the steps but it is really tasty.

[pmcd9]

just so long as i don't have to watch oprah.

Well maybe if everyday was like this.

[Nabubrush]

I think there is a definite Thing where since I have not eaten, say, any given Thai food or Indian food as many times as I've eaten a given "American" food, I am way more likely to think that my results are AWESOME.

holy shit this chicken tikka masala is incredible. I fudged so many of the steps but it is really tasty.

Can for cooking indian food, just because I care. So fuck*ng labor-intensive, so fuck*ng good.

[theinevitable]

it was not that labor-intensive because I skipped steps. Also, um, maybe I used something that came out of a jar.

today, Civ V is at my house, and my computer is going to die in 30 minutes. They tried to deliver my computer charger, and there was no one here to sign for it.

Don't most people have work during the day? How do people get packages?