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« Reply #8655 on: December 01, 2010, 01:06:33 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 01, 2010, 01:03:25 am
it was not that labor-intensive because I skipped steps. Also, um, maybe I used something that came out of a jar.

today, Civ V is at my house, and my computer is going to die in 30 minutes. They tried to deliver my computer charger, and there was no one here to sign for it.

Don't most people have work during the day? How do people get packages?

1) Have them shipped to work
2) Neither FedEx nor UPS require signatures for residential deliveries now (unless you pay extra)
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« Reply #8656 on: December 01, 2010, 01:13:39 am »
Yeah man, my junk gets shipped to the office for that very reason. Then theres also the mixed blessing of the girl in QC Receiving opening my package to make sure the package matches the order... and to make sure I didn't have a bomb sent to the warehouse .
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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« Reply #8657 on: December 01, 2010, 01:20:32 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on December 01, 2010, 01:13:39 am
Yeah man, my junk gets shipped to the office for that very reason. Then theres also the mixed blessing of the girl in QC Receiving opening my package to make sure the package matches the order... and to make sure I didn't have a bomb sent to the warehouse .

At my office the mailroom isn't allowed to open anything marked "personal" so I just include that in my address whenever I order anything online, just to be safe.
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« Reply #8658 on: December 01, 2010, 01:24:24 am »
So if you sent a bomb to the mailroom, you'd just mark it "personal"? I mean I guess on some level that would be a true description, because sending a bomb to somewhere is usually a very personal interaction.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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« Reply #8659 on: December 01, 2010, 01:47:12 am »
Leave it to my parents to pay extra for it to be harder for me to get this package.

(it was probably smart, though.)

Oh my god I got to play it for <10 minutes and almost creamed my jeans it is so cool.
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« Reply #8660 on: December 01, 2010, 03:22:04 pm »
Two e-mail things that piss me off:
1.  When a higher-up says they were "blind-sided" by something that they received multiple e-mail messages on a couple weeks ago.  IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU CANNOT OR DO NOT READ YOUR E-MAIL.
2.  When you unsubscribe from some e-mail newsletter or advert, and it says "It may take up to 10 days for you to be unsubscribed."  BULLSHIT.  That should happen INSTANTLY, because that shit should be managed by COMPUTERS.  That's just an excuse to spam me for another week and a half.
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« Reply #8661 on: December 03, 2010, 04:41:44 am »
note left on my door today:

Dear Neighbor!

If you celebrate Christmas, please list (3) things not to expensive and Santa will pick up your list. Merry Christmas!




what??

Today, I remembered some sort of joke I wanted to post in a recent thread, and started laughing out loud. At my own joke.

Lately I make a lot of jokes that people don't understand/think are funny, but normally I at least say them out loud.
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« Reply #8662 on: December 03, 2010, 07:00:44 am »
socks (size 10)
undershirts (large long)
slanket
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« Reply #8663 on: December 03, 2010, 03:23:48 pm »
sugar packets
twist ties
cigarette butts
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« Reply #8664 on: December 03, 2010, 04:49:04 pm »
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« Reply #8665 on: December 03, 2010, 04:56:55 pm »
010: Play Fallout: New Vegas
020: Look up, panic about how messy the house is.
030: Goto 10
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« Reply #8666 on: December 03, 2010, 05:17:54 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 03, 2010, 04:56:55 pm
010: Play Fallout: New Vegas
020: Look up, panic about how messy the house is.
030: Goto 10

So good.

Today I am going to get a text from the idiot contractor that we fired, requesting a copy of a letter we sent him calling out the sub that he hired to do our excavation work. Hey fucko, you're very lucky we aren't suing you. Actually, you're lucky my wife didn't burn your house down.
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« Reply #8667 on: December 03, 2010, 05:45:16 pm »
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« Reply #8668 on: December 03, 2010, 07:16:59 pm »
I do, too. I'm glad I'm on her team.
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« Reply #8669 on: December 05, 2010, 03:03:29 pm »
...finally get fed up enough to post a snarky status update about the "change your Facebook profile picture to raise awareness" thing.
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