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[greenkoolayd]

body bakery

[side_show]

body bakery

Creepy.  I think something that would really take this to another level would be that all pervasive smell of freshly baked bread and the natural feeling of desire to consume that it arouses partnered with the repulsion of what it looks like.

[Lister]

Today I'm gonna watch chickens hatch.  This makes last week at work seem much better and much more distant.

[pmcd9]

Today I'm gonna watch chickens hatch.  This makes last week at work seem much better and much more distant.

I did that today too at the Livestock Show.

[jay-ell]

My son just asked me to draw a picture of a "Dora the Explorer" pinata that's fulfilled its destiny and been broken open. It's a head hanging from a string and a headless body lying on the floor underneath with little scribbles all around that he says are "candy."

I really hope he doesn't try to recreate this drawing at school.

[Arachno-capitalist]

My son just asked me to draw a picture of a "Dora the Explorer" pinata that's fulfilled its destiny and been broken open. It's a head hanging from a string and a headless body lying on the floor underneath with little scribbles all around that he says are "candy."

I really hope he doesn't try to recreate this drawing at school.

That is so fuck*ng cool for a kid to ask for that. That guy is going places.

[jay-ell]

He drew about three more pictures of other cartoon character pinatas. To the untrained eye, it looks suspiciously like he's making pictures of Mickey penis, Batman, and Elmo being hanged and then bloodily dismembered. Especially with all the red involved in the Elmo picture.

We're definitely going to have to mention this to his teacher at our conference tomorrow. I would prefer he not go into foster care over this.

[JorgeFabregas]

Hard to explain away the bloody and dismembered Mickey penis.

[side_show]

He drew about three more pictures of other cartoon character pinatas. To the untrained eye, it looks suspiciously like he's making pictures of Mickey c*ck, Batman, and Elmo being hanged and then bloodily dismembered. Especially with all the red involved in the Elmo picture.

We're definitely going to have to mention this to his teacher at our conference tomorrow. I would prefer he not go into foster care over this.

I'm having a hard time understanding how anything could look like that actually.  Probably would make more sense if I saw the pic.  I can get how the smashed in cartoon characters meme could be misinterpreted as violent desires though.  That's pretty cute though.  Clearly the boy enjoys the pay off of a good pinata smash.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Or he has a desire to smash Dora The Explorer with a blunt instrument and he wants to violently destroy things people like.

[side_show]

Or he has a desire to smash Dora The Explorer with a blunt instrument and he wants to violently destroy things people like.

Yes - the pay off of a good pinata smash!

[Lister]

Or he has a desire to smash Dora The Explorer with a blunt instrument

This is entirely normal.  This is a normal thing, and justified.

[Nabubrush]

Today I'm going to sit through and hour-long meeting with about 40 other people at which about five people presented a change in our structure and way of working. At the end of the meeting, it boiled down to the fact that nothing would change for any of us - it's just that those same five people would have to do some things differently (and one of them is getting a new title).

[wombat]

Today I'm gonna interview someone for a newspaper article at the crack of dawn (OK, 9 AM) who is so passionate about her cause that I am left with a splitting headache.

If I have ever gone on and on about something I have a bee in my bonnet about till I gave someone else a headache, I am sorry, but you can now feel assured that I have gotten payback.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Today I'm going to have lunch with a slammin hot german woman I do business with. It was a new level of hot for me that my eyes immediately did the full scan and moved directly to the left ring finger.