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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #9420 on: April 03, 2011, 07:55:27 pm »
Holy crap did we ever have an awesome party!
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« Reply #9421 on: April 03, 2011, 09:18:37 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on April 03, 2011, 03:03:05 am
I was just thinking, it was pretty rad of optimus prime to keep his crew on earth and secretly guard earth from whatever, even though I identified more with Megatron. That aside, wouldn't it be awkward to be banging your high school sweetheart inside bumblebee, the sentient *****?

What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?
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« Reply #9422 on: April 03, 2011, 09:44:11 pm »
What, like a tiny can for Mr. Cort?
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« Reply #9423 on: April 03, 2011, 09:58:31 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on April 03, 2011, 07:55:27 pm
Holy crap did we ever have an awesome party!

That's great, but apparently the awesome was drained from other areas of your fair country, at the expense of several Detroitians.
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« Reply #9424 on: April 04, 2011, 02:34:06 am »
Not really sure what they expected. Charlie Sheen is the hero Detroit deserves.
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« Reply #9425 on: April 04, 2011, 05:40:49 am »
my supervisor-type lady at work told me that she recommended me to be the new Customer Service Desk person. That job would make me hate my life, but it is nice to be recognized for hard/good work.

spent the day with roommate and GF. Spent a shit-ton of money on good food at yummy beer.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #9426 on: April 05, 2011, 12:23:20 am »
[[rolls eyes]] kids....
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« Reply #9427 on: April 05, 2011, 02:35:33 am »
I can hear ash saying "no way, theres just no way" when the phone rang for the second time.
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« Reply #9428 on: April 06, 2011, 08:07:07 pm »
talk real calm, nice pete style
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« Reply #9429 on: April 06, 2011, 08:59:07 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 06, 2011, 08:02:05 pm
Put down the colt that was born Saturday. He didn't take his vaccinations well and something else knocked him down. He was frisking around like a ding-dong yesterday. Breaks my black damned heart.

Aw, crap. You never told us you were expecting. I would have loved to see the photos.
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« Reply #9430 on: April 06, 2011, 10:07:47 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 06, 2011, 09:14:35 pm
Sudden death is just one of those things that happens with tender little creatures. You always know it's looking over your shoulder but you hope for the best.

Oh yeah. I once wrote an article about a new baby red panda at the zoo for the weekly newspaper I write for, and I spent the whole week on pins and needles, afraid it would die before the article came out.  It thoughfully waited to die till the morning after the paper appeared.
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« Reply #9431 on: April 07, 2011, 02:02:44 am »
If it were me, ash, Id spend the entire ride pointing out the advantages of paying bills and owning a vehicle. "You know whats nice? Owning things. Good credit scores are invaluable these days, you know? I mean Id really hate to be the guy who has to deal with debt collectors. I work hard for my money so I use it diligently on things I can afford. Hey how do you like truck? Did you know I own it? Driving to work is so rad...."
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #9432 on: April 07, 2011, 02:19:16 am »
Sorry about the colt, Ash.
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« Reply #9433 on: April 07, 2011, 02:24:28 am »
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #9434 on: April 07, 2011, 02:28:17 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 07, 2011, 02:24:28 am


520 cans and you couldn't do any better than I did?
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