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« Reply #9735 on: May 11, 2011, 07:33:46 pm »
The world needs more German Goo Girls jokes. And what about their production values? Hire a lighting guy, already.
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« Reply #9736 on: May 11, 2011, 07:57:42 pm »
Excellent.

In the Bill & Ted way, not the Monty Burns way.
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« Reply #9737 on: May 11, 2011, 10:59:33 pm »
Holy cats - I wish I'd been there, smick. Maybe next time?
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« Reply #9738 on: May 11, 2011, 11:16:07 pm »
I'm celebrating Dr. Sodomy's birthday today!

We probably don't need to discuss how.
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« Reply #9739 on: May 12, 2011, 12:51:12 am »
Smick, that is so rad. Awesome, man.
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« Reply #9740 on: May 12, 2011, 01:38:00 am »
Today I'm gonna receive my hardback copy of Wombat's book in the mail!
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« Reply #9741 on: May 12, 2011, 01:56:35 am »
Today I'm gonna be confused when I can't find the "like" button here! It is the saddest thing.
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« Reply #9742 on: May 12, 2011, 02:29:36 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush on May 11, 2011, 10:59:33 pm
Holy cats - I wish I'd been there, smick. Maybe next time?

It looks like the 25th is the next night I'm going to put myself in the queue.   I won't know if I have a slot until 7:30, with the show at 8.
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« Reply #9743 on: May 12, 2011, 04:54:59 am »
Radicool, Mr. Smick!
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« Reply #9744 on: May 12, 2011, 05:38:40 am »
The sloppy line made a man laugh on the other side of the world, job done.
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« Reply #9745 on: May 12, 2011, 07:55:07 am »
You kicked it in the ass Smick!
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« Reply #9746 on: May 12, 2011, 01:28:44 pm »
Good stuff.

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I have toyed recently with the idea of trying stand-up, but I'm pretty sure my material wouldn't last long enough.  Also, probably not funny enough.
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« Reply #9747 on: May 17, 2011, 01:01:16 am »
Quote from: Doc on May 17, 2011, 12:26:31 am
ACE OF BIRTHDAYS! ACE OF BIRTHDAYS!
I'm not going to sidetrack a man's birthday thread, so I'll drag this into here.

Last night my two-month-old daughter was hiccuping (which she will sometimes do for 20 minutes at a time). I suggested to my wife that she could distract the hiccupping lass with some singing. So my wife started singing Ace of Spades including some lyrics from the verses or whatever and not just the refrain. It was something.
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« Reply #9748 on: May 17, 2011, 01:11:52 am »
Today, I worked outside at my store. We have this new (stupid.) thing where you can sit at a table outside and I will come serve you a hamburger or whatever.

I had three customers over the course of my 8 hour shift.

But, anyway, the assistant manager came out and said "you look really bored. Don't you have an ipod or something? I won't tell anyone. Just don't do it when the other managers are here."
This will result in having even fewer customers. The problem is already that I am a dude in a Schnucks uniform leaning against the wall in front of the store. Adding headphones... I may as well be smoking a cigarette and frowning at each customer.

Also: This product name/image almost made me cream my jeans.
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« Reply #9749 on: May 17, 2011, 03:03:27 am »
I just bought my 1st laptop. I'm kind of freaked out. I'll miss having a 10-digit keypad
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