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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10365 on: September 16, 2011, 01:58:53 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 16, 2011, 01:56:52 am
On winter camp outs it is a thing to do the linen laundry and fold it away in the linen pantry in order not to get charged for the cleaning service lady having to do it and losing the charge from your security deposit.

you sneaky bastards......
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« Reply #10366 on: September 18, 2011, 06:30:21 am »
...see a comedy show where they got a bunch of comedians and cultural commentators together and ran them through a series of drinking games.

Rachel Maddow mixing cocktails.

John Hodgman laughing so hard he had to briefly leave the stage. Later, my friend Kelly accidentally hit him in the face with a pen.

Ira Glass so fuck*ng blithering drunk he had to be carried to his cab by two people and we clearly saw a vomit bucket being brought in with him.

I was drinking gin with a mime on one of those party buses that is basically a bus tricked out for a prom. There was a petting zoo. A dude got the comedian Eugene Mirman tattooed on his arm.

A comic who was apparently a small character in the last second of The Wire tried jumping off the stage to beat a heckler, screaming "I will fuck you, I will FUCK YOU!"

It was beauty and madness.
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« Reply #10367 on: September 18, 2011, 03:17:43 pm »
**Checks to see if she clicked the "I had a dream thread" by accident**
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« Reply #10368 on: September 18, 2011, 04:28:30 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on September 18, 2011, 03:17:43 pm
**Checks to see if she clicked the "I had a dream thread" by accident**

Ha! Me too. And I still think he posted here on accident.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10369 on: September 18, 2011, 07:57:36 pm »
I just set up my DirecTV at home to record the game. Hopefully the results will be such as I won't want to immediately delete it when I get home.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10370 on: September 18, 2011, 11:18:04 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on September 18, 2011, 06:30:21 am
...see a comedy show where they got a bunch of comedians and cultural commentators together and ran them through a series of drinking games.


Fuuuuuuuuck.   I've been people at the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival tweeting all weekend.   MADDENING.   WANT TO GO TO THERE.

SO HARD.
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« Reply #10371 on: September 18, 2011, 11:23:52 pm »
Dude.

It was fantastic.
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« Reply #10372 on: September 19, 2011, 04:16:14 am »
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Ira Glass so fuck*ng blithering drunk he had to be carried to his cab by two people and we clearly saw a vomit bucket being brought in with him.

He does seem like a fuck*ng lightweight.
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« Reply #10373 on: September 19, 2011, 04:55:51 am »
It feels like I drink so much constantly, and yet I still get kind of silly if I drink 1 beer while I'm cooking dinner. What gives?
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« Reply #10374 on: September 19, 2011, 07:17:38 pm »
Because when you're cooking dinner your stomach is always empty?
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« Reply #10375 on: September 19, 2011, 09:43:24 pm »
Quote from: miles on September 19, 2011, 04:16:14 am
He does seem like a fuck*ng lightweight.

He was like the nerdy dude hanging out with the cool kids, drinking twice as much as everyone to try and prove he was as cool as they were.

My friend Kelly got a pull of the tequila Glass was drinking, it smelled like DEATH.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10376 on: September 20, 2011, 09:26:48 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 20, 2011, 01:39:22 pm
When you set up Ozzy and the "Crazy Train" to go off in the morning you should probably take a 5 YO's reaction into account. Spending the rest of the morning explaining that Ozzy is a good guy, not a bad guy, is a drag.

Whoops.

Maybe try this, next time.
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« Reply #10377 on: September 21, 2011, 04:59:06 am »
Today my coworker, who I really really really like, was very emotional at work. He finally went into the VA to sign up for the medical care he is entitled to as a veteran. While he was in the waiting room, the TV was on, and they came on to make the official announcement that DADT is over. He posted this picture on Facebook and Google+ of him holding a photo of himself in uniform when he was 18, and dang. Tearjerker. Knowing him, he had to try REALLY HARD not to do something silly while in the VA office to celebrate.

I wonder why so many gay men work at my store.
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« Reply #10378 on: September 21, 2011, 06:57:00 am »
I have been enjoying reading all the negative reaction to the latest Facebook changes.  People hate change.  Hate it to hell.  I guess it wouldn't matter how it was changed it would be met negatively. 

But quite frankly, from where I sit the changes they've made are noticeable improvements.
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« Reply #10379 on: September 21, 2011, 09:15:56 am »
I liked being able to read all my friends' recent updates, in order, without facebook trying to tell me which were more important than others.

I already determined which recent updates were important by ADDING PEOPLE AS FRIENDS AND ORGANIZATIONS AS LIKES.

I already put in that work. Fuck them for telling me what's supposed to be important in all the things I already delineated as important.

Just trying to make shit more byzantine so that we have to look at more ads for longer while trying to get to what I actually wanna see.

If they wanna put in more ads, just do that shit. Don't confuse fuck*ng everything and then say my experience is improving.

I hadmy facebook experience well under control.
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