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« Reply #10755 on: November 29, 2011, 05:15:19 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on November 27, 2011, 09:43:49 pm
Back in knucklehead scout time we would cook typical camp stuff like stew, beans, burgers, and even cobbler. There was one kid, however, who insisted on making a flan using pure lard every time. He was fired from the local grocer for health safety violations. Basically this guy is a career criminal against food.
I really like this story for some reason.
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« Reply #10756 on: November 29, 2011, 06:02:55 am »
It sounds like an achewood story.
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« Reply #10757 on: November 29, 2011, 10:50:45 pm »
God luck, we're all counting on you.
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« Reply #10758 on: November 29, 2011, 10:57:14 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on November 29, 2011, 09:34:02 pm
Once I found out we can join the commuter club and get a weekly stipend plus an extra day off each year I really started rooting for this.

Sounds like you've got a really bored HR dept thinking up shit like that. Someone was spinning around in an office chair and landed on "uhhhh commuter club!"
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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« Reply #10759 on: November 29, 2011, 10:58:48 pm »
My wife gets a little extra in the ol' pay packet for riding her bike most of the time and the bus the rest of the time. It's like an extra half-hour or hour of pay a week? Not much, but win-win, really.
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« Reply #10760 on: November 29, 2011, 11:14:57 pm »
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The Japanese here, people. THE JAPANESE.
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« Reply #10761 on: November 29, 2011, 11:37:05 pm »
Ash just wants to flout the "no fraternizing with coworkers" rule.
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« Reply #10762 on: November 29, 2011, 11:46:37 pm »
Flout.  Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
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« Reply #10763 on: November 29, 2011, 11:59:58 pm »
I'm a terrible floutist, it's part of why I'm not famous.

I don't actually WANT to be flossin' on the cover of FORTUNE.
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« Reply #10764 on: November 30, 2011, 08:01:40 pm »
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« Reply #10765 on: November 30, 2011, 08:02:48 pm »
Today I am going to request a refund for some Kaiser Chiefs tickets because the show got postponed, and I will get that refund, and it will include both the ticket price and the fees. I am shocked.
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« Reply #10766 on: November 30, 2011, 09:12:38 pm »
do people still glurge actual offer letters?
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« Reply #10767 on: November 30, 2011, 09:25:37 pm »
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do people still glurge actual offer letters?
How else do you have a contractual agreement of compensation?
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« Reply #10768 on: November 30, 2011, 09:38:58 pm »
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« Reply #10769 on: November 30, 2011, 11:10:54 pm »
When I see glurge, I think "and she died in that car crash never knowing that he loved her, so call everyone you know and tell them you love them right now" or some shit.
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