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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10770 on: December 01, 2011, 12:00:29 am »
Drive this thing for a Canadian TV show.    It handles completely unlike anything I've ever ridden before.   I couldn't wrap my mind and body around turning.

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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10771 on: December 01, 2011, 03:41:17 am »
Dude, you live such a crazier life than I ever imagined.
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« Reply #10772 on: December 01, 2011, 03:52:01 am »
that thing looks really cool.  I'd love to see it in action.
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« Reply #10773 on: December 01, 2011, 10:54:16 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on November 29, 2011, 11:46:37 pm
Flout.  Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

No, we are calling it

Quote from: Nabubrush on November 27, 2011, 11:11:08 pm
aberrant scout behavior.
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« Reply #10774 on: December 01, 2011, 06:46:43 pm »
So what to think when someone applies to multiple jobs at your company, but doesn't respond to phone calls to set up an interview?
Some sort of scam to keep collecting unemployment? Just sort of insane? What the hell?
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« Reply #10775 on: December 01, 2011, 07:13:30 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on December 01, 2011, 06:46:43 pm
So what to think when someone applies to multiple jobs at your company, but doesn't respond to phone calls to set up an interview?
Some sort of scam to keep collecting unemployment? Just sort of insane? What the hell?
Are you sure that you have the right phone number?
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« Reply #10776 on: December 01, 2011, 08:19:20 pm »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on December 01, 2011, 07:13:30 pm
Are you sure that you have the right phone number?

If you don't, you don't really want to hire someone who can't get his own phone number right on his resume.

I guess he could have been hit by a bus and be in a coma. Maybe.
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« Reply #10777 on: December 02, 2011, 10:05:19 am »
In Wombat's world of responsible adults being in a coma is only just barely an acceptable excuse. Real responsible adults would have an appropriate voicemail message pre-recorded.
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« Reply #10778 on: December 02, 2011, 07:19:59 pm »
Quote from: smick on December 01, 2011, 12:00:29 am
Drive this thing for a Canadian TV show.    It handles completely unlike anything I've ever ridden before.   I couldn't wrap my mind and body around turning.
Canada goes far afield for its talent apparently.  If you buy one, we'll need to change your nickname to B.C.
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« Reply #10779 on: December 02, 2011, 08:12:45 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on December 02, 2011, 07:19:59 pm
Canada goes far afield for its talent apparently.  If you buy one, we'll need to change your nickname to B.C.

Here's a can from a guy who remembers a time when the late Johnny Hart was actually funny.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10780 on: December 02, 2011, 08:55:57 pm »
Congruence: today I'm gonna learn that Steve Young rides unicycles.
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« Reply #10781 on: December 02, 2011, 10:03:18 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 02, 2011, 08:12:45 pm
Here's a can from a guy who remembers a time when the late Johnny Hart was actually funny.

It's funny because I thought he was referring to British Columbia.  Yeah, B.C. used to be funny too.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10782 on: December 02, 2011, 10:04:52 pm »
There's nothing funny about Canada.

Wait. I got that backwards. Everything is funny about Canada.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10783 on: December 03, 2011, 12:02:59 am »
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10784 on: December 03, 2011, 12:12:43 am »
Quote from: wombat on December 01, 2011, 08:19:20 pm
If you don't, you don't really want to hire someone who can't get his own phone number right on his resume.
I was thinking the same thing, but figured it was at least an explanation of a pattern of behavior that was otherwise hard to explain.
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