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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10800 on: December 10, 2011, 02:00:15 am »
OK, this is reassuring. I felt like someone had suddenly told me "oh, you didn't know that if you want a job, you have to say the phrase "I would like a job?" How could you not know that!"

Scoping out what people are wearing in advance is EXACTLY what I will do. In the past I have shown up to every interview in dressy #####, shoes, shirt, and a tie. Always feel horrible overdressed.
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« Reply #10801 on: December 10, 2011, 03:45:06 pm »
Quote from: smick on December 09, 2011, 02:29:13 am
I had been singing on my way home.  Rockin' out to the Beatles.  I pulled up to a stop light, and at that moment the song Money came on.   For some reason, the spirit moved me to sing the end of Happiness is a Warm Gun.  

See, ANY time I see someone rockin' out in their car, it makes me smile. I don't care who it is or what kind of music. Any time someone is enjoying music that much, it is a Good Thing. So ROCK OUT with your bad self.
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« Reply #10802 on: December 10, 2011, 05:20:13 pm »
The head on my animatronic deer won't light up. This results in a headless ghost deer at night. Also, my town does this thing where every emergency vehicle roams around town full siren and lights with santa in a firetruck. Evidently this terrifies the elderly and cats so now they blast Jingle Bells for a couple hours.
CHRISTMAS IS RUINED.
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« Reply #10803 on: December 10, 2011, 06:15:24 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on December 10, 2011, 05:20:13 pm
The head on my animatronic deer won't light up. This results in a headless ghost deer at night.

I would totally buy a new deer and trade you for this one, if I had a place to plug it in.
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« Reply #10804 on: December 10, 2011, 07:05:05 pm »
The lights on the right half of our lawn-decorating deer don't light up anymore.  I described this as a stroke to my wife, who now delights in the idea. 
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« Reply #10805 on: December 10, 2011, 08:10:10 pm »
what is the point of your money and success if you can't hire some sort of truck to drive around the town blasting the music/siren you prefer?
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« Reply #10806 on: December 10, 2011, 08:50:25 pm »
Tonight I'm gonna have something like 200 people in my house, dancing and drinking with a party theme they don't know yet. I don't know how many of them are stalking me online, so I'll wait 'til tomorrow before I reveal it to you - but there will be pictures.
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« Reply #10807 on: December 13, 2011, 04:53:16 pm »
guess so, i killed this thread for three days. also my liver. i'm still a little hung over. pix to be assembled this week, it was a christmas in space theme because nobody had ever seen it before and probably never will again. i wore a star trek communicator badge instead of a pocket square, and we had a guy dressed up as Data just because he wanted to.

it almost makes up for my stereo blowing up an hour in to the party.
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« Reply #10808 on: December 13, 2011, 05:57:05 pm »
Christmas in space? Makes me think of this:

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
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« Reply #10809 on: December 13, 2011, 06:26:51 pm »
a neighbor brought over an ipod dock that was louder than my stereo. i'm kind of rethinking the whole surround sound thing.
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« Reply #10810 on: December 13, 2011, 07:18:03 pm »
Makes me think of this frustrating movie.
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« Reply #10811 on: December 13, 2011, 07:24:15 pm »
Surround Sound is wack for music.
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« Reply #10812 on: December 13, 2011, 07:55:23 pm »
I went to a crazy party on Sat. night.  There must have been 500 people come through the house.  They had a band set up in the garage playing rock and roll chestnuts.  When the band wasn't playing the DJ was spinning dance tracks.  They had a shot block, or booze luge as I have dubbed it.  Lots of Santas and other crazy costumes.  Everyone was getting trashed.  Several ladies danced on my onboard stripper pole.  Woah!  I left at 3 and the party was still rockin'.  Here's a few select photos.
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« Reply #10813 on: December 13, 2011, 08:01:13 pm »
Oh, and I forgot to add that earlier in the day I was in a parade.
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« Reply #10814 on: December 13, 2011, 09:11:26 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 13, 2011, 08:58:07 pm
Today, I figured out how to take 8" off some stirrups and still be able to put the length back on later.

I did something similar with my daughter's ##### today.
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