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[wombat]

You know, I am just fantastically easily bored. I have to have a book to read AND the radio on while I brush my teeth. And now that I have a smartphone I pull it out to look at the internet whenever I have to wait more than two seconds for anything. But I totally don't understand people who make a phone call while they pee. Seriously, does it really take that long?

[Carlos del Vaca]

I actually heard a guy on the phone at the urinal say "Yes, I have my c*ck in my hand right now, while I'm talking to you." I think it was his wife.

[jay-ell]

Sometimes, when my mom or my BFF and I really get rolling on a phone call, I will be on the phone so long that I have to go pee while chatting. But I only do this while on the phone for over an hour with one of the two women with whom I have an unspoken agreement about it. I would never answer the phone while peeing, and I would especially not actually dial a number while on the toilet.

I do require distraction from the task at hand to do my number two business, though. So I read a magazine or check Facebook on my phone while I'm in there.

And the answer to the obvious question is, yes, I have, but I'm not right now.

[wombat]

It's always nice to know one's work is useful.

[Choop]

angry birds was built for deucing times

[theinevitable]

Spending too long sitting on the toilet is bad for your intestinal health. It can strain stuff up there. Watch out guys.

A friend gave me an overly intimate portrait of an Issue he was having and now I am scared to read on the can.

[smick]

angry birds was built for deucing times

Common phrase in my home: "The birds are angry" before ducking out to the W/C.

[jaydub]

Spending too long sitting on the toilet is bad for your intestinal health. It can strain stuff up there. Watch out guys.

I haven't heard that, but it is certainly possible to have your legs go numb from pinching the sciatic nerve between your femur and the seat.

[theinevitable]

I have heard it can lead to hemorrhoids.

[CortJstr]

I have heard it can lead to hemorrhoids.

I heard that, too. I think in Men's Health, though

[Doc]

I read this thread on the can but washed my hands before posting.

Today i'm road tripping 800km to Sydney, after finishing exams yesterday and washing my hands of 2 months living with an ex, which in case anyone is as stupid as me, is a bad idea.

[smick]

"W/C"? What the hell? Is your bathroom door also a time portal back to 1950's London?

If it is, I'm coming over.

It's portland... There's a Doctor Who themed bar where the toilet door looks like the tardis.

[greenkoolayd]

i havent seen this movie but it looks fascinating and heartbreaking and just.... i dont know: dreams of a life

[theinevitable]

The Modern World:

I'm sitting here g-chatting with my friend who lives in Taiwan.
Meanwhile, my coworkers are debating going down to "the chinaman" for lunch. Being the generic local term for cheap chop suey places.

[wombat]

Hey Inev, here's a link to a blog to send to your mom.
100 Reasons Not to go to Graduate School