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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #11520 on: May 13, 2012, 10:10:09 pm »
... fast in preparation for my first colonoscopy.  Hooray!
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #11521 on: May 14, 2012, 11:24:57 am »
may your gentleness be treated with the respect it deserves.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #11522 on: May 14, 2012, 12:28:46 pm »
When are they going to invent that medical tricorder they use on Star Trek, dammit.
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« Reply #11523 on: May 14, 2012, 02:03:34 pm »
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #11524 on: May 14, 2012, 02:07:53 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on May 13, 2012, 10:10:09 pm
... fast in preparation for my first colonoscopy.  Hooray!

I need to start thinking about these things.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #11525 on: May 14, 2012, 05:22:58 pm »
We're thinking about buying a meat grinder.
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« Reply #11526 on: May 14, 2012, 08:08:32 pm »
Walk into the speech therapist's office to deliver Chaos Girl for her appointment and be greeted by a giddy receptionist with a surprise gift certificate for me to get a massage during C.G.'s session.

Happy Mudder's Day, indeed.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #11527 on: May 15, 2012, 12:04:31 am »
...have grelicious enchiladas for dinner(technically breakfast) and declare everything else in existence to be of vastly lesser importance.
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« Reply #11528 on: May 15, 2012, 02:58:00 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush on May 14, 2012, 02:07:53 pm
I need to start thinking about these things.

TMI

I've been having some minor issues.  Coupled with a family history of polyps, they wanted to go ahead and get one done.  Plus, Mrs. West was highly in favor of the procedure, since her Dad died at 48 from colon cancer, so...

Anywho.  Tailpipe is clear.  They did see some inflammation in the stomach which they thought was insignificant, but they biopsied it anyway.

/TMI

I was threaded with hoses and tiny cameras like a dang ol' macaroni necklace.  How was your day?
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #11529 on: May 15, 2012, 04:42:39 am »
went to Chicago for the girl's grad party. She was sharing the party with her sister, who just finished her GED. None of my girl's friends showed up. Which confirmed my suspicion that all of her Chicago friends are losers. Her ex and his little sidekick showed up after everyone else left and drank beers with us. They had an excuse at least, because they work weekends.
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« Reply #11530 on: May 15, 2012, 12:43:50 pm »
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went to Chicago for the girl's grad party. She was sharing the party with her sister, who just finished her GED. None of my girl's friends showed up. Which confirmed my suspicion that all of her Chicago friends are losers. Her ex and his little sidekick showed up after everyone else left and drank beers with us. They had an excuse at least, because they work weekends.

As a person who once threw a party to which nobody came, I can attest that that feels like shit. For your girlfriends' sake, keep your judgements to yourself (at least for now) and reassure her that it being Mother's Day weekend, probably a lot of people had plans with their parents, and she shouldn't take it personally. Otherwise, she will start to never want to host another social gathering again.
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« Reply #11531 on: May 15, 2012, 02:34:49 pm »
And maybe other grad parties? We once threw a summer BBQ party that was somewhat sparsely attended, which wouldn't have been a big deal other than the food and keg of beer. I don't like drinking old beer. I'll do it, but I don't like it.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #11532 on: May 16, 2012, 02:55:13 am »
I am really unhappy about this.

So, yeah, gonna go buy a new saddle. Apparently soft ones distribute the pressure across the soft parts of your groin in a way that is not good at all.

Important: there are a lot of calories in whiskey. Don't even bother looking it up.
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« Reply #11533 on: May 16, 2012, 07:01:59 am »
Yes.

Gel saddles are kind of bullshits.   Your best bet is to get on one tha trests right with your sit bones.

I've put literal thousands of miles on this guy: http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=wtb+rocket+V+saddle&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=15696077152001462398&sa=X&ei=mVCzT49iq9yJAp69jK8C&ved=0CI8BEPMCMAM

You can get it for > $30... Worth a try.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #11534 on: May 16, 2012, 12:40:20 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 16, 2012, 02:55:13 am
I am really unhappy about this.

I super-like when a page has multiple embedded advertising videos. Hell, I love it! fuck*ng idiots.
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