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[Arachno-capitalist]

Why is everyone blown away by the fact it is hot in summer? Facebook is bombarding me with a storm of people complaining about heat. For thousands of years the Northern hemisphere of planet Earth has tilt toward that big yellow star at this time of year.

[Choop]

how exactly did i get home last night man i know i lost those five bucks at poker damnit how much did i drink exactly ugh my head

[wombat]

Why is everyone blown away by the fact it is hot in summer? Facebook is bombarding me with a storm of people complaining about heat. For thousands of years the Northern hemisphere of planet Earth has tilt toward that big yellow star at this time of year.

Yes, but records are being broken.

This morning it was already too hot for pugs to walk to the farmers market at 9 am. That's a record, too.

[jay-ell]

I went out last night to celebrate my BFF's divorce becoming official. We had dinner, saw Magic Mike and then went to a local sports bar for drinks. I drank soda and she had three margaritas, one of which was comped by one of the managers after we struck up a convo. I played wingwoman and we met a good-looking divorced guy with three kids, but BFF talked to him for a bit and they didn't seem to have much in common. Then we encountered someone we vaguely recognized from the board game store and ended up hanging out on the patio 'til last call telling dirty jokes with three dudes ten years our junior.

Chief benefit of age: we have better stories.

Then I came home and crawled in bed and slept until 11 AM, when my mother-in-law called to see if we were coming to my son's gymnastics class which she had shown up to watch and which we had forgotten all about. Pedro ran out the door with him and hopefully got him there in time for the last half of class, and I feel like shit for not being awake so that I could remember. I have a headache and feel hung over (even though I did not have a drop of alcohol last night) and I totally bailed on my only responsibility today.

I have ruined Saturday. I'm never going out again.

[Arachno-capitalist]

I drank soda

Chief benefit of age: we have better stories.

Then I came home and crawled in bed and slept until 11 AM, I have a headache and feel hung over (even though I did not have a drop of alcohol last night) and I totally bailed on my only responsibility today.

I have ruined Saturday. I'm never going out again.

I'm missing something. You drank a soda and slept half the day, but claim to have better stories.

[side_show]

That is so very cool Ash.  It looks like something that belongs on Antique Road Show.

JL - I celebrated my SIL's 18th birthday (in Manitoba, that's when you can legally drink), and like you I didn't touch the sauce, but felt totally hung over the next day.  Like you I have way better stories.  A lot of the time I just sit back and let the young 'uns feel special and important though.  It's their time, y' know.

[pmcd9]

Why is everyone blown away by the fact it is hot in summer?

Well it is the hottest summer ever for most of the country so there is that. But yeah, talking about the weather is bo-ring!

[side_show]

That's great.  It looks exactly like the kind of rod and reel I learned to giraffe on back in the day.  I would rather have an uncomplicated rod like that than any of the half plastic crap they sell these days.  Enjoy.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Today I am back at work after being off for a week. Good lord what a mountain of crap I have to deal with.

[theinevitable]

Get back from a 2-night camping trip. Pretty fun. Some of my friends are huge worry-warts who got kind of old. I am burned pink over the majority of my body, despite re-applying sunscreen every 2 hours. It is nice to hang out with fun girls. It is nice to drink beer and float down a river. Vacation!

Fun.

[pmcd9]

Hear hear to fun girls and floating down a river.

[Arachno-capitalist]

I demolished a house on a foreclosure property I own and salvaged a pile of copper pipes. Now I'm getting lunch and going to work.

[wombat]

I demolished a house on a foreclosure property I own

Like, with your own two hands?

[theinevitable]

Today I started work at the coffee bar at work. Steaming milk is frustrating. They kept telling me I was being a wimp until I exploded a pitcher of milk all over myself/the counter.

I do not really drink lattes, but that first latte I made might have been the best coffee drink I have ever tasted.

[jaydub]

It wasn't today, but I accidentally hit the go button on the blender while I was still setting it up and the top was off.  It was full of raw eggs.  The dog was delighted.