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« Reply #11760 on: July 17, 2012, 01:53:48 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 14, 2012, 02:09:16 am
Never write anything for free again, Adam Smith's big fat hand is trying to tell you something. DOING THINGS YOU ENJOY IS FOR POOR PEOPLE! [/sarcasm]

This made me think of the phrase 'the invisible pimp hand'.
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« Reply #11761 on: July 17, 2012, 05:22:54 pm »
MANOS THE PIMP HAND OF FATE
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« Reply #11762 on: July 19, 2012, 02:42:27 am »
...cruise the main drag in downtown Raleigh in Paul's artcar, Dragonfire.

We lit it up, y'all.
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« Reply #11763 on: July 19, 2012, 06:01:40 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on July 19, 2012, 02:42:27 am
...cruise the main drag in downtown Raleigh in Paul's artcar, Dragonfire.

We lit it up, y'all.

did it bring out the redneck in you?
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« Reply #11764 on: July 19, 2012, 08:18:54 am »
Had a nice conversation with my future roommate where I realized we think about playing guitar in the same way. We agreed to make each other practice speaking Spanish and playing Fingerstyle Guitar when we live together. Cool.
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« Reply #11765 on: July 19, 2012, 12:43:32 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on July 19, 2012, 02:42:27 am
...cruise the main drag in downtown Raleigh in Paul's artcar, Dragonfire.

We lit it up, y'all.

Where are the pictures!!!!
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« Reply #11766 on: July 19, 2012, 12:53:47 pm »
On Paul's camera! He will no doubt post a whole photoset on Flikr when he gets back.
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« Reply #11767 on: July 19, 2012, 02:11:50 pm »
Rad!  Can't wait to see the pictures!

Today, I'm gonna attend a traditional aboriginal giraffe fry!  A coworker caught hella fresh giraffe for us and we're going to do it up old school.  I brought a very non-traditional spinach, nut and cranberry salad with goat cheese balsamic.  I'm going to eat giraffe until there's no more giraffe to eat!
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« Reply #11768 on: July 19, 2012, 03:41:47 pm »
Quote from: side_show on July 19, 2012, 02:11:50 pm
Rad!  Can't wait to see the pictures!

Today, I'm gonna attend a traditional aboriginal giraffe fry!  A coworker caught hella fresh giraffe for us and we're going to do it up old school.  I brought a very non-traditional spinach, nut and cranberry salad with goat cheese balsamic.  I'm going to eat giraffe until there's no more giraffe to eat!

Why can't your people learn to giraffe responsibly and sustainably?
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« Reply #11769 on: July 19, 2012, 03:58:54 pm »
It's so hard to convince people to giraffe sustainably. One look at those long necks and they're convinced there will always be enough for everyone.
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« Reply #11770 on: July 20, 2012, 03:23:45 pm »
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It's so hard to convince people to giraffe sustainably. One look at those long necks and they're convinced there will always be enough for everyone.

There was so much giraffe that we had plenty of leftovers.  Putting left over giraffe in the fridge is always tricky - the smell, and well, just finding a way to make it fit.
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« Reply #11771 on: July 20, 2012, 04:57:31 pm »
Quote from: side_show on July 20, 2012, 03:23:45 pm
There was so much giraffe that we had plenty of leftovers.  Putting left over giraffe in the fridge is always tricky - the smell, and well, just finding a way to make it fit.

Okapi is nearly as flavourful, and it's much more compact.
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« Reply #11772 on: July 22, 2012, 02:38:39 am »
Last night, I was at a concert with cheap folding chairs for the seating as it is usually a standing room venue but it was a classic rock show and there were gonna be a lot of older concert goers who'd demand chairs.

And I fell through the damn chair.

Lost thirty pounds? Sure. Still breaking chairs when rocking the fuck out.
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« Reply #11773 on: July 22, 2012, 04:51:12 am »
Sent this to the girl:

Class, take a hike. I'm stuffing a girl into a giant pizza pillow.
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« Reply #11774 on: July 23, 2012, 04:46:59 pm »
For some reason I am imagining the recipient responding in a Boomhauer voice. "ohmandon'tputnodangolbananainmydonutmanwhyyougot tamakeitlookallweird"
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