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[wombat]

TIG make someone cry just by standing around with my dogs. An older couple came up to us to meet them and said they'd had to put their 5 year old pug to sleep a month ago. I was so glad that I'd taught my dogs to tolerate all kinds of handling, because they both kept doing what they obviously used to do to their own pug, picking them up under the front legs and kissing them right on the face, something you should never to do a strange dog... The lady was crying and he said they were too heartbroken to get another dog but I told them there were lots of rescue pugs that needed someone who could love a pug that much.

My dogs often make people laugh, or smirk. I'm glad this is much less common, I'm not sure I could take much of it.

[jay-ell]

Awww, wombles. That was the perfect response.

[doomglobe]

TIG actually do some work instead of reading message boards. HOW DO YOU FEEL ON WAY OR ANOTHER ABOUT DAT APPLE.

[theinevitable]

...try to land this sucker.

[jay-ell]

I like the change in your profile pic. That is a nice touch.

TIG check the board from my phone every few hours to see how Inev's Plan works out, apparently, since I'll be in the car for six hours. Let us know, buddy, and good luck.

[smick]

... let you guys in on a secret.

I don't come around here very often. 

https://www.facebook.com/shawnmcbrideisajerk if you want to keep tabs on me.   If you don't:  That's fine and also good.

[theinevitable]

Listening to my big stack of hip-hop mixes. I think they are rubbing off on me. I just thought to myself, "five hours is too far to drive for pussy."

Around 2 more hours to go.

And JL, relax. It will be at least 4 hours until I have news. And if it is good news, longer.

Oh man, what if I run into her on the street. Or she didn't go to work today. Or she is out of town. Ahhh.

[littlefallsmets]

Five hours is too far to drive for one-off sex, yes.

Five hours is not too far to drive for a chance at steady sex, though.

In my opinion.

It is far too far for a single-service packet of sex. If you're doing it to parlay into like a Costco bundle of sex in bulk, it might be worth it depending on the situation.

[theinevitable]

So, apparently sometimes people to out of town on business. Oops.

[wombat]

That is a romantic comedy plot point if there ever was one.

[littlefallsmets]

In a romantic comedy, you meet the love of your life at a diner there, after realizing she's not in town.

In a horror movie, you are horribly murdered by a hitchhiker driving home.

GO TO THE DINER.

DON'T PICK UP ANY HITCHHIKERS.

[AugustWest]

In a surrealist movie, 14 penguins wielding furry monkey wrenches transport you to the Governor's ball on their specially adapted Jetski.

[jay-ell]

So, apparently sometimes people to out of town on business. Oops.

So...do you know when she's coming back? Are you staying in town 'til then, or going to try again another weekend? What's your backup plan?

[theinevitable]

Well, I called her. That is how I found out she was out of town. I said, "oh, god damnit, I am in Chicago. I was going to surprise you." She is getting back tomorrow at 3, but I need to be back in STL not too late tomorrow so I can work Sunday morning. Hmmm. She is supposed to call me when she gets done with the play (she works in something related to theater and is at a show in another state that she worked on) but I am fading pretty fast. Tired and bundled up on my buddy's couch.

[pmcd9]

Anti Climatic.