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« Reply #255 on: August 20, 2007, 08:20:45 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on August 20, 2007, 07:51:37 pm
Public sheep paddlin'? You better believe that's a paddlin'.

Listen Frostillicus, if I'm going to be threatened with paddlin's on the internet then the threatener had better at least be pretending to be female.
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« Reply #256 on: August 21, 2007, 01:17:50 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 20, 2007, 08:20:45 pm
Listen Frostillicus, if I'm going to be threatened with paddlin's on the internet then the threatener had better at least be pretending to be female.

I can do that. I don't shave my legs during the summer, though.
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« Reply #257 on: August 21, 2007, 02:47:26 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on August 21, 2007, 01:17:50 am
I can do that. I don't shave my legs during the summer, though.

What happens in the non-summer months for you to shave your gams? I'm confused.
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« Reply #258 on: August 21, 2007, 02:55:56 am »
If I shave during the summer, it confuses my street-hockey buddies. During the winter I can wear long ******. I'm nothing if not considerate about the effect my predilictions have on my peers.
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« Reply #259 on: August 21, 2007, 03:30:34 am »
Shaving your legs only in winter?  You must live in opposite land!
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« Reply #260 on: August 21, 2007, 03:30:48 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on August 21, 2007, 02:55:56 am
If I shave during the summer, it confuses my street-hockey buddies. During the winter I can wear long ******. I'm nothi9ng if not considerate about the effect my predilictions have on my peers.

Nabu is really a chick.

At least that's what his celly tells himself...
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« Reply #261 on: August 21, 2007, 12:55:47 pm »
Well, he will be, once he finishes making that Lady Suit of his. 




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« Reply #262 on: August 21, 2007, 04:12:26 pm »
I finally saw that movie last year, and I have to say, after ten years of hype, it was sort of disappointing. 

Especially when you know the true story of Eddie Gein. 
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« Reply #263 on: August 21, 2007, 05:22:29 pm »
um, I will take this situation to say:

nabu, you are one hot-ass motherfucker.
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« Reply #264 on: August 21, 2007, 05:35:57 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 21, 2007, 05:22:29 pm
um, I will take this situation to say:

nabu, you are one hot-ass motherfucker.

QFT. We have discussed this many a time.
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« Reply #265 on: August 21, 2007, 05:37:46 pm »
Really? 

I always figured you guys all look like your avatars.  You mean, side_show isn't a cat in a bow tie?  And inev is neither a kitten or a duck?  And jough isn't the world's perviest eight-year-old? 

Man, my world is shattered. 
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« Reply #266 on: August 21, 2007, 05:46:30 pm »
I look like George Bush Sr. regretting his procreation.
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« Reply #267 on: August 21, 2007, 06:05:53 pm »
Quote from: jldunston on August 21, 2007, 05:37:46 pm
Really? 

I always figured you guys all look like your avatars.  You mean, side_show isn't a cat in a bow tie?  And inev is neither a kitten or a duck?  And jough isn't the world's perviest eight-year-old? 

Man, my world is shattered. 

I choose my avatar as it's much more suave and sophisticated than I could ever hope to be in real life.
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« Reply #268 on: August 21, 2007, 06:15:00 pm »
I am a cat in a bow tie, but when I take the tie off, I am hott.
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« Reply #269 on: August 21, 2007, 07:10:08 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on August 21, 2007, 05:46:30 pm
I look like George Bush Sr. regretting his procreation.

I look like I regret George Bush Sr's procreation. Also, thanks inev, for your kind words. You are also very attractive.
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