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Author Topic: Beef's Dream of Corpulance (10-13-03)  (Read 5283 times)

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Beef's Dream of Corpulance (10-13-03)
« on: October 13, 2003, 04:24:29 am »
Back to the wierd, punchlineless Achewood of old!

Hoorj.

Strip.
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Oct 13 - Beef's Dream of Corpulance
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2003, 04:39:00 am »
The best thing about this is that this is not particularly weird as dreams go; it's the kind of dream I could entirely see Beef having.

Also, Ray does jump with hella style. Can't blame him for bragging.
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Oct 13 - Beef's Dream of Corpulance
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2003, 05:25:47 am »
I like how reality (Ray's asking him about salmon) integrates itself into the dream, much as if you were watching television and fell asleep in front of it and started dreaming of knives that just FALL through onions and cut tomatoes so thin you can see through them.
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Oct 13 - Beef's Dream of Corpulance
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2003, 07:33:10 am »
DO  YOU WANT SOME FRITTATTA??!!

I love this strip. Someone mentioned last week that one of the funniest things in these strips is the little 'sound effects' like the 'oof' when Ray lands. Those little touches always put it over the top for me, too.

I wonder how often those background strips will run? Not my favorite but would make good fill for those inevitable times when the true funny isn't coming.
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Oct 13 - Beef's Dream of Corpulance
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2003, 08:44:04 am »
My new favourite part of this strip is that Ray says "Hoo-Ah" to Beef à la Pacino in Scent of a Woman.

Beautiful.  There was a time in 1993 when I must've said "Hoo-ahhhhhhh!" about ninety times per day.
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Oct 13 - Beef's Dream of Corpulance
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2003, 11:40:30 am »
The strip reminded me a lot about an old friend who used to always say, "watch me jump over [insert object here; table, vacuum cleaner, ironing board, chair, counter between kitchen and living room; this latter one was the scariest cause he barely made it].".

It would've been hella funny if dream Beef had been his competition ;D
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2003, 12:53:19 pm »
Has Beef ever dreamed in BED? Maybe he's narcoleptic...
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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2003, 02:20:31 pm »
It was a very jordanesque leap.  If only there were more steps to it for an animation.
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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2003, 02:47:27 pm »
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Has Beef ever dreamed in BED? Maybe he's narcoleptic...


Dude, he's a programmer.  They don't sleep in beds.  

Just ask Jough.  He's probably still up...
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Oct 13 - Beef's Dream of Corpulance
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2003, 03:16:44 pm »
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There was a time in 1993 when I must've said "Hoo-ahhhhhhh!" about ninety times per day.


But never with the style Pacino managed I'm guessing?

I loved this strip. Another that my mom got in touch with me to say how good it was.
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Oct 13 - Beef's Dream of Corpulance
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2003, 03:27:17 pm »
The thing is, if Beef just started floating in midair in "real life" I think Ray would take it pretty much in stride just like the strip. Although he'd probably start looking for some kind of business opportunity with it.
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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2003, 03:54:43 pm »
yeah it made me laugh, but nothing is ever gonna beat teodor's dream about ray.
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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2003, 03:59:20 pm »
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There was a time in 1993 when I must've said "Hoo-ahhhhhhh!" about ninety times per day.


But never with the style Pacino managed I'm guessing?


Bite your tongue, infidel.   Pacino ain't got nothin' on me.
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2003, 04:00:57 pm »
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Dude, he's a programmer.  They don't sleep in beds.  

Just ask Jough.  He's probably still up...


I'm not a programmer, but writers don't sleep in beds either.  Nor do web designers.

And I did actually sleep for two hours this morning.
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2003, 04:25:48 pm »
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Dude, he's a programmer.  They don't sleep in beds.  

Just ask Jough.  He's probably still up...


I'm not a programmer, but writers don't sleep in beds either.  Nor do web designers.

And I did actually sleep for two hours this morning.


You may not be a programmer, but you're still a computer...guy...thingie.  It's all related.
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