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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2007, 10:04:14 pm »
That is totally fucked up. I hope that douche gets what's coming to him. Sorry to hear that.
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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2007, 02:03:59 am »
Quote from: linnea on July 27, 2007, 10:04:14 pm
I hope that douche gets what's coming to him.

Dude got away with his wallet already.  You want to give him some more?
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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2007, 02:45:36 am »
Quote from: jldunston on July 27, 2007, 07:24:35 pm
The point is, not to hijack the thread, I am glad that A-CAP didn't get blown up and I admire his ability to not be a pansy at gunpoint.  Way to bring the strong sack. 

I'm not sure what characterizes being a pansy at gunpoint. I basically think any behavior that you end up doing when someone holds a gun on you is pretty much ok. If somebody is fixing to perforate me with a firearm, I probably will draw the line at leading them to other people for them to terrorize, but other than that I'm basically going to do what it takes to not get killed. Pansy just seems pretty derogatory.
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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2007, 03:31:20 am »
Plus, my pansy friend got robbed at gun point... buy another pansy.  (He lived right near this park where the men go at night to enjoy each other's company in an anonymous fashion)  He said the most traumatic moment was when the guy lisped at him to "ssstay down!" after he'd gotten him to lay face down on the ground.  I remember him telling me "And I thought 'I can't believe I'm being robbed by a faggot!'"  Pansy on pansy crime.  It happens.
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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2007, 03:56:19 pm »
Smells, that is AWESOME!  Being in touch with that instinct is something that society tends to beat out of women, and I'm glad you've got it.  I'm continually trying to refine mine.  Plus, I love hearing about when people's intuition saves them.  Serious times. 

I'm a fan of Gavin De Becker's _The Gift of Fear_, because it shows people how to get in touch with that awesome survival instinct. 

Quote from: side_show on July 27, 2007, 04:10:23 pm
A-CAP, that straight up sucks the cock.  Sorry you had to deal with that, but it sounds like you managed it well.

I have no controle over it, and it is not an active choice on my part, but when life flips into danger mode, an unconscious shift occurs, and my mind becomes Zen-calm - everything melts away, and my even-sounding inner voice calmly provides me with narration and instruction.

Also, A-CAP, I love the cig comment.  Good for you.  Hopefully the authorities can do something about this ass hole and his sense of entitlement.  Plus, I am glad you are 100% in one piece.
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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2007, 07:39:06 pm »
um, did I not post my awesome story here?? I thought I did.

basically a guy I know got blown in a park known for gay sex, in Russia, and then the guy decked him and stole his wallet.
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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2007, 07:51:21 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 29, 2007, 07:39:06 pm
um, did I not post my awesome story here?? I thought I did.

basically a guy I know got blown in a park known for gay sex, in Russia, and then the guy decked him and stole his wallet.

I just parsed that as theinev got blown in a park known for gay sex in Russia and then got mugged by the blower.
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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2007, 08:16:37 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 29, 2007, 07:39:06 pm
um, did I not post my awesome story here?? I thought I did.

basically a guy I know got blown in a park known for gay sex, in Russia, and then the guy decked him and stole his wallet.

Well, at least he got his cock sucked. And depending on how much cash he had in his wallet, it may have ended up being a bargain.
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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2007, 08:43:46 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on July 29, 2007, 08:16:37 pm
Well, at least he got his cock sucked. And depending on how much cash he had in his wallet, it may have ended up being a bargain.

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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2007, 09:13:57 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 29, 2007, 08:43:46 pm
Giveth.

Link? Picture? Price list?
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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2007, 10:24:54 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on July 29, 2007, 09:13:57 pm
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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2007, 03:51:22 am »
I stabbed a dude with the knife he was using to try to mug me with once.  I still carry it, actually.

Sorry to hear about your carjacking, dude.  That suxx teh c0q.
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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2007, 03:59:53 am »
Seriously?  was he tiny or something?  I will always just give my shit away.
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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2007, 04:02:10 am »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on July 30, 2007, 03:59:53 am
Seriously?  was he tiny or something?  I will always just give my shit away.

That's what I was getting at. "You want my shit and are willing to kill to get it?"

 I won't kill a guy to keep my car. Fuckers are crazy nowadays.
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Re: i was just carjacked at gunpoint
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2007, 03:13:34 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 27, 2007, 03:03:12 pm
People, I know it sucks to think you have to do this, but chances are, in our current society and environment, you do. Learn to think tactically, to really observe and to act not panic. It improves your odds, really.

So true. I was in a minor accident this weekend (driving boyfriend's SUV in rain, no injuries, didn't even really ruin my weekend) and my ability to not burst into tears as soon as I hit the car (which would have been my instinct a couple of years ago) greatly helped me out. (Side note - I was travelling with someone who shares a name with theinevitible).

And just echoing what everyone else said, sorry about your terrible night, and the no smoking line is great.
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