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[side_show]

Aug, I'm glad your legal expertise and my theatrical expertise could be applied to this strip.

[AugustWest]

Well, we all bring a little something to the table, don't we?

[oball]

I brought hummus!

[pmcd9]

Oh yummy, I love that shit.

[side_show]

Oh man.  Hummus is so good.  Also see: Baba ghanoush.

[smick]

I brought hummus!

When I was in high school, I went to a choir event.   I had never really been part of any of the vocal choirs in my high school, so I felt a little out of place.   Just before the choir was ready to go up, every one took off their shoes.  I was handed a small tub of garbanzo paste and told to put it in my shoes.   

To this day, I don't know if I was really supposed to do that or not. 

[AugustWest]

I love hummus.

[theinevitable]

when I was in italy, I was handed a bowl of something chocolatey with a spoon in it. I was jetlagged as all hell. So I took the spoon, and ate a big ol' bite. it was delicious.

they stared at me for a few seconds, and then the dad reached over, took it from me, and used his knife to apply some to a cookie. I had just eaten frosting.

[linnea]

when I was in italy, I was handed a bowl of something chocolatey with a spoon in it. I was jetlagged as all hell. So I took the spoon, and ate a big ol' bite. it was delicious.

they stared at me for a few seconds, and then the dad reached over, took it from me, and used his knife to apply some to a cookie. I had just eaten frosting.

HEH!!! theinev cootie'd an entire bowl of Italian frosting. I love it.

[jay-ell]

This past weekend at my sister-in-law's wedding, I ate a bite of what I thought was hummus only to discover that it was, in fact, crab dip. 

I'm allergic to seafood. 

There's just no nice way to spit food into your napkin at the bride and groom's table. 

[colmore]

You were at a wedding.  You could have feigned drunkenness.

[Cynicar]

What, no scheming about naming a dog "J.J. the Land-Retard?"

Personally, I have fully planned to name my own dog this.  When I am actually able to own a dog, which will be in a couple years.  So I will probably not win the contest, but I still like the name.

I feel spitting out food for the sake of allergies, while not polite, is always acceptable.  The drunkenness, however, would have been a nice touch as well.

[wombat]

I feel spitting out food for the sake of allergies, while not polite, is always acceptable. 

Oh, totally.  Because the whole passing out and needing an ambulance thing is always so much more disruptive to a party.

[linnea]

The prepared and considerate guest has an epi-pen with them so as to avoid either.

I'm kinda sad that I never got to spike anybody with epinephrine. However, it's not nearly as cool as Pulp Fiction would have you believe.

[theinevitable]

... the time they do it in Pulp Fiction, that is "cool?"
That is terrifying. That is not cool.

also, that was adrenaline.