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I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« on: August 02, 2007, 07:13:03 pm »
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2007, 08:13:43 pm »
I really don't enjoy this one.  Not at all. 
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2007, 08:21:50 pm »
I would enjoy it more if he didn't have the subtitles/translation there (I speak German, see).
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2007, 08:43:20 pm »
hmm.

I like the idea of "remember how I don't speak german?"
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2007, 08:44:52 pm »
I liked this one.  Not sure why.  Probably my secret suspicion that when I try to talk Spanish to my coworkers it actually sounds like "My hovercraft is full of eels" to them, and they're just pretending delight at my competency.
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2007, 08:48:27 pm »
Off topic: is Mr. Bear English, or otherwise from the United Kingdom? I was thinking about this last night.
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2007, 08:53:15 pm »
That doorbell had better be setting up for something exciting.
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2007, 09:00:38 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on August 02, 2007, 08:48:27 pm
Off topic: is Mr. Bear English, or otherwise from the United Kingdom? I was thinking about this last night.

I can't recall if there's been a canonical reference to his origins. I could just be that in the minds of us Americans cultured and gentlemanly = English but I think things like Scotch eggs and his pub are pointing in that direction as well.
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2007, 12:03:46 am »
It's sad that Roast Beef's comments about McSweeney's now applies to Achewood.
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2007, 12:40:44 am »
Quote from: jough on August 03, 2007, 12:03:46 am
It's sad that Roast Beef's comments about McSweeney's now applies to Achewood.

That would be hurtful to the artist if you weren't a 13 year old living in Ohio.
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2007, 01:53:44 am »
Quote from: jaydub on August 02, 2007, 08:44:52 pm
I liked this one.  Not sure why.  Probably my secret suspicion that when I try to talk Spanish to my coworkers it actually sounds like "My hovercraft is full of eels"

Beat'n to the inevitable Python reference, though I prefer "My nipples explode with delight!"

Which is basically the same joke as the strip.
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2007, 04:55:04 am »
I, too, am amused by the idea of someone's not knowing German being the driving force behind something patently unforgettable by all.

I am pretty sure I have never been in a situation where my ignorance toward the Teutonic tongue created timeless results.

We had a German exchange student when I was in high school but he is in a mental institution now so the language barrier had little to do with it, I suppose.
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2007, 08:10:21 am »
Quote from: Victoria Waterfield on August 02, 2007, 08:53:15 pm
That doorbell had better be setting up for something exciting.

I suspect there is no doorbell, I suspect Teodore simply wanted this conversation to end.

An ok strip, not a world-beater, but at least the title is correct.
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2007, 12:46:25 pm »
Jough has a mediocre opinion of Achewood.
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Re: I have never met a man as shiny as you - 8/02/07
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2007, 08:02:31 pm »
Quote from: IsoscelesLock on August 03, 2007, 12:46:25 pm
Jough has a mediocre opinion of Achewood.

This is not news.
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