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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #45 on: August 07, 2007, 08:33:09 pm »
That's what happened to me, anyway.  I also ended up with a little T shaped scar.  (For Teodor)
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #46 on: August 07, 2007, 10:16:30 pm »
I would totally not get it on with Dan Savage. he bothers me on a lot of levels.
(half of them dealing with him being a guy, the other half dealing with such as "if your girlfriend won't give you blowjobs, you are entitled to dump her.")
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #47 on: August 07, 2007, 10:18:28 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 07, 2007, 10:16:30 pm
I would totally not get it on with Dan Savage. he bothers me on a lot of levels.
(half of them dealing with him being a guy, the other half dealing with such as "if your girlfriend won't give you blowjobs, you are entitled to dump her.")

To be fair, I think his position might be more accurately summed up as "if your girlfriend won't give you blowjobs, and that's going to be a problem for you, you are entitled to dump her".
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2007, 02:13:02 am »
Quote from: Doc on August 07, 2007, 10:25:05 am
The idea of sexy times with a pregnant lady worries me even though it is my understanding that it's ok up to a certain point. I'd just hate to prenatally concuss someone.

Don't flatter yourself doc.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2007, 02:46:25 am »
Zing!
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #50 on: August 08, 2007, 08:46:46 am »
I was really expecting that one much sooner, I think I even had a good come back but this thread has purged it from my mind.
To clarify I wasn't saying pregnant women are inherently unattractive, I'm fairly sure I'd find my lady just as sexy even if she was sporting a parasite, just that I'd be worried about damaging something.

Ladies you might be spending too much time looking at testicles. They are not our best feature.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2007, 09:13:09 am »
Spending too much time looking at testicles?  Do you realize what we're doing when we're doing the close up inspection of testicles?  Because I'm pretty sure I know a guy who will want to punch you if you are telling me I'm doing those things too much.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #52 on: August 08, 2007, 10:38:56 am »
Close your eyes and think of england.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #53 on: August 08, 2007, 01:09:43 pm »
Quote from: side_show on August 08, 2007, 09:13:09 am
Spending too much time looking at testicles?  Do you realize what we're doing when we're doing the close up inspection of testicles?  Because I'm pretty sure I know a guy who will want to punch you if you are telling me I'm doing those things too much.

In a perfect world, someone as talented and funny as you would never be depressed.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #54 on: August 08, 2007, 02:07:36 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on August 08, 2007, 01:09:43 pm
In a perfect world, someone as talented and funny as you would never be depressed.

Tongue depressor?
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2007, 03:27:01 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on August 07, 2007, 10:18:28 pm
To be fair, I think his position might be more accurately summed up as "if your girlfriend won't give you blowjobs, and that's going to be a problem for you, you are entitled to dump her".

To be fairest (of them all), I think his position on most things might be most accurately summed up as "if your significant other won't [perform sexual act], and that's going to be a problem for you, you are entitled to dump him/her/it." 

But to quote the man directly, oral sex is a standard feature, and any model that comes without it should be returned to the factory. 

Also, can I tell you how thrilled I am that my thread about a lower back injury ended up with a detailed discussion of smick's vasectomy? 

Oh, the places you'll go, little thread.  The places you'll go. 
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2007, 03:33:53 am »
We could talk about mine, and what a smashing surprise it was for me when the staples worked themselves out. That's an experience you won't soon forget. You don't expect chunks of metal to just start showing up down there.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2007, 04:29:57 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on August 09, 2007, 03:33:53 am
We could talk about mine, and what a smashing surprise it was for me when the staples worked themselves out. That's an experience you won't soon forget. You don't expect chunks of metal to just start showing up down there.

Oh my GOD. Talk about a way to basically convince menfolk that vasectomies are a bad idea. Why didn't they just use regular ol' stitches? Did they staple the incision on your scrotum, and then the staples just fell out and they just landed in your under#####?  I have no idea how they even do vasectomies, that's just a guess. Jesus.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #58 on: August 09, 2007, 04:39:41 am »
I don't remember having stitches or staples when I had mine.  The incision was so tiny, I think I had a bandaid and that was it.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #59 on: August 09, 2007, 08:54:13 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on August 09, 2007, 04:39:41 am
I don't remember having stitches or staples when I had mine.  The incision was so tiny, I think I had a bandaid and that was it.

I can only think of a few reasons why you would need only a tiny band aid. But I'll be quiet now.
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