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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #90 on: August 12, 2007, 02:57:14 pm »
Quote from: wombat on August 12, 2007, 02:03:28 am
Oh sure. You have that many frequent flier miles?

He would only need to fly you out once.  You do not need frequent flier miles to keep someone in a sex dungeon in your basement.  I called the Airmiles people and asked.

I keep telling the SO, "I have been on the pill for five years, it's time for you to step up to the plate," but so far, no dice.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #91 on: August 12, 2007, 04:40:57 pm »
Quote from: side_show on August 12, 2007, 02:57:14 pm
He would only need to fly you out once.  You do not need frequent flier miles to keep someone in a sex dungeon in your basement.  I called the Airmiles people and asked.

I keep telling the SO, "I have been on the pill for five years, it's time for you to step up to the plate," but so far, no dice.

Smells, I love you so damn much. That is comedy gold right there.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #92 on: August 12, 2007, 05:17:16 pm »
Quote from: side_show on August 12, 2007, 02:57:14 pm

I keep telling the SO, "I have been on the pill for five years, it's time for you to step up to the plate," but so far, no dice.

Not to discourage, but at the Wombat household it took about 15 years.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #93 on: August 12, 2007, 09:59:15 pm »
I did it the first year I moved down here. Why wait? I ain't having no kids anyway. Them pills ain't right.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #94 on: August 13, 2007, 11:41:23 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on August 12, 2007, 09:59:15 pm
I did it the first year I moved down here. Why wait? I ain't having no kids anyway. Them pills ain't right.

Word to that.
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Re: Flat on my back
« Reply #95 on: August 14, 2007, 03:32:12 am »
True dat.  True dat.
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